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It’s that time of year again.
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@lovejaybird
Good news for you, this August 23rd.
It’s that time of year again.
Nice
Nice.

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A book crystallized in the ocean
oh mood
NO NO NO.
This was not crystallized by the ocean. People. No. This is why artist credit is SO DAMN IMPORTANT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE MISINFORMED HERE.
Alexis Arnold is an artist who creates crystallized books. Her work is amazing and beautiful, she’s made dozens of these.
This particular one was not made by her, however, it was actually created by Catherine McEver - who was inspired to try it after seeing a show of Alexis Arnold’s work. It’s literally the first picture on Google image results if you search for “crystallized books” and she posted about it on her blog showing other process shots as she made it.
TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN ARE BEING DEPRIVED OF CREDIT FOR THEIR CREATIVITY BECAUSE THIS FALSE INFORMATION IS BEING SPREAD. FUCK THAT.
Considering how many times I’ve seen the uncredited post on my dash I’m finally going to reblog it, with the proper credits.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
Ugh y’all i’m sorry, but this is the one thing I won’t not reblog
i aint fuckin up
Gah! Too much pressure!!
I ain’t riskin’ that.
I’m not risking anything😀
yeah,,, I'm just gonna make sure i don't get cursed real quick.
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh
Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad
This this fucking terrible thing just killed me
I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.
They are scared of me i think
The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.
fuck it, this is the true epitomy of tumblr.
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
World Heritage Post
Everyone here is dead.
Maybe.
But aren’t we all dead inside?

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My co-dev and I have been working for three years on this game...and it's finally FINISHED. It's called Terranova, and it's a game about 2000's fandom nostalgia and queer girls on the internet.
It has...
A nostalgic interface that transports you to a time before Twitter
A full ten hours of story, complete with romance, drama and plot twists galore
A LimeJournal for you to blog about your life
Fully functional IM to chat your friends and Solitaire to waste time while you chat your friends
Your choices matter; three unique endings based on your choices
Roleplay. Lots and lots of roleplay.
If you like any of the above, come check it out!
Terranova is available on itch.io and Steam.
We're only two devs and don't have the marketing budget of a triple-A game.
Please reblog and share. 💚
i’m obsessed with this
and then, two months later....
🥺
Ah, a life saving murder.
In a world where crows are trained for humanitarian aide and civil protection…
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i can’t risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I can’t risk it
Fuck sorry guys I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
Sorry guys
sorry 😩
IM NOT RISKING IT
I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY
I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom
this is so fcked up but i have to
not taking a risk
I ain’t risking it
nope sorry, i would die without my mom. not risking it
My mum just came out of surgery and posts on tumblr do be wildin
DOIN IT AGAIN
One more time for the hoes I’m the back
Not gonna take a fucking chance.
that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Get the hell off my blog if you don’t think men can’t get raped.
Hey y'all it’s not just women.
It is not a lie, or a method of getting attention. It happens, and attention should be brought to it.

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
SERIOUSLY?! THIS IS CHRISTMAS EVE WHY WOULD YOU REBLOG THIS?!
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Incorrect Quote #1 (Marvel MCU edition)
Peter: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Tony: Okay, but in my defense, Harley bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Peter: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Chaos (also a heads up)
I have fallen to a hole of Overwatch, Undertale, The MCU, and MHA, so i have decided to do random incorrect quotes. Generated by incorrect quotes generator, none of them are my idea, or original work.
POST PLUS PROTEST PHASE 2 : 48 Hour Edition
Here we are back again for a 48 hour log off protest of the current version of Post+.
WHEN?
October 2, 2021
12 am Eastern Time/Atlantic Standard Time
1 am Chile Standard Time/Brazil Time/Argentina Time
4 am UTC
5 am BST/London/West Africa Time/West European Summer Time
6 am Central Europe Time/Central Africa Time
7 am Moscow Standard Time/East Africa Time/Eastern European Summer Time/Arabian Standard Time
8 am Gulf Standard Time
9:30 am Indian Standard Time
11 am Indochina Time
12 pm (Noon) Hong Kong Time/Australian Western Standard Time
1 pm Japan Standard Time/Korean Standard Time
1:30 pm Australian Central Time
2 pm Australian Eastern Standard Time
5 pm New Zealand Standard Time
October 1, 2021
11 pm Central Time
10 pm Mountain Time
9 pm Pacific Time
8 Alaska Daylight Time
6 pm Hawaii Standard Time
If you don’t see your time zone, or unsure which to use, click HERE for the checker!
We’ll be running countdown posts leading up to the main event!
We’re logging off for 48 hours! So, for example, if you log out on October 2, 2021 at 1pm JST you’ll log back on October 4, 2021 at 1 pm JST!
Also! Our Australian friends, take note that daylight savings/summer time ends in certain territories on October 3rd!
WHY?
Exhibits A, B, C, D, E
Tumblr recently announced a new feature called Post+ meant to help content creators make money while keeping a cut to help maintain the site. Not a bad idea, right?
The problem is that tumblr actively encouraged the use of Post+ in conjunction with fan works. Which is, despite the way they continue to side step it, highly illegal. Not enough people are aware of that fact.
Our mission is to force tumblr to either rebrand the Post+ feature as something for original content ONLY and/or offer a means to help the site survive outside of monetizing fan work. We want the see tumblr thrive but Post+ has the potential for ruining everything. Give us a better option, @staff ! In fact, HERE are some options!
WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
Optional avatar and banner to use!
Banner credit to @adairctedgibbgirl ! Thank you!
You can also spread the word on ALL social media (Twitter/TikTok/Facebook/Reddit etc) and reblog this post. Another option, if you’re using the mobile app, is to leave an honest review (be polite, be concise, don’t spam) on the App Store of your choice! The best and easiest way to protest is DON’T USE POST+!
WILL THIS WORK?
We got tumblr to temporarily hide the original Post+ posts and possibly made wip a thing. So who knows?
ANYTHING ELSE?
Keep checking @postplus-protest for updates and further info, especially updates to this post! Thank you, all of you, for participating or boosting!
Remember to reblog, use the hashtags #postplusprotest and #tumblrlogoff2021, and SPREAD THE WORD TO OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA!
Riddle me this: what would each of the royal family members reactions be to walking into your room and seeing you crying?
My darling Bluebird, thank you so much for a lovely request.
Toriel would definitely rush to your side entering Mom mode. She'd likely try to hug you as gently, yet securely, as possible, and hum or gently sing to calm you down. She would wait until calm down a bit, before asking what's wrong. She'd also try to take your mind off whatever upset you.
Asgore would likely be less knowledgable in this feild, but he'd still try. He'd hug you and try to let you know you're not alone. That he's here. Once you calm down, he'll offer some tea, to relax your nerves. He's not the best, but he gets credit for trying.
Asriel, like his mother, will rush to your side. This little sweetheart can't stand anyone being sad or upset, so he will try to help no matter what. He'd hug you, and try to calm you down, asking whats wrong. If it's something he can help with, he will. If this requires a parent, he'll go get one. NOBODY deserves to be hurt.
Frisk would probably start worrying, and pull you to them, then just let you cry, rubbing circles into your back. After, they will probably pull you to Toriel, to find out whats wrong
Chara in my humble opinion, is a Tsundere. But one with a heart of gold. They'd likely be similar to Frisk, but quicker to pull you towards Tori, since they're not as sure about comforting people.

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OK to make a font out of your own writing
go here
http://www.myscriptfont.com/
instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything
so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot
then save it and upload it to that site
and itll give you an option to download it
so do that and then install it BAM
I JUST GOT THIS ON MY TABLET IT’S SO COOL OH MY GOD
for some reason it refused to recognize the third page of my letters but they were all pretty unnecessary mathematic things anyway so I’m not too worried. still something to keep in mind though, I hope it doesn’t happen for you!
paintfont.com would be a good place to go to quickly make a custom font for your comic!
ehh
It looks just as horrible in real life..even worse with the letter attached…
I’ll try this later.
you can also use alternative alphabets
Welp. Guess I know what font I’m gonna be using for comics from now on. B)
Welp. Looks like I have to do this now. So I can use this for Tengri’s asks.
For some reason there is no apostrophe in my set, but it still looks cool.
NEAT THING ALERT
The site is now called https://www.calligraphr.com/en/ but it’s basically the same!
I’ve been wanting to make one of these out of my dad’s handwriting, he does last year and he used to write everything down about his life
calligraphr is a godsend for webcomic artists
@kyonetsu have I tagged you in this one yet?
@scottislate I feel like you should see this
I GOTTA try this sometime!
girl what
Look guys, it's not that hard.
Tumblr???
Wtf