#incorrect quotes

Wilford: It is no prank, bitch!

GoN: Hey! Why do you sound like that?

Wilford: Because you, my precious little bitch boy—

GoN: Stop that now!

Wilford: Are tripping balls!

Celestia: "Move your hair, it's in my face."

Kyoko: "It acts as a curtain. It creates a private zone for us."

Celestia: "We are in public!"

Kyoko: "Not in this curtain. We are isolated here. Kiss me."

Naruto: ...okay. and? What's your point?

Gaara: everybody in my village hated me because the monster I had inside of me. You wouldn't get it.

Naruto: I literally do though. That's exactly what happened to me and you don't see me going around killing people.

Narrator: *sigh* For someone who dug up three graves, dissected, and reanimated half a dozen corpses in a single night, you're quite vigorous, Herb. How can I help you? Make you a hot toddy? Give you an oil massage? Or screw you hard enough to leave you boneless for the rest of the night?

Herbert: I don't know. It's hard to decide.

Narrator: Or how about counting sheep? *yawn* We have patients to see in the morning. I need to sleep.

Herbert: Hmm... You can count bones for me, dearest.

Narrator: You want me to count bones for you like counting sheep? Fine. *start reciting the bones of the human body*

Herbert: *purr in satisfaction and fall asleep*

What starts as a joke quickly turns into a challenge.

At least, as far as Eddie's concerned.

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Eddie: "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Steve: "I'd carry you around in my pocket everywhere I go so you'd be safe from the robins."

Eddie: "..."

No hesitation. No teasing smile. No doubts.

It becomes war after that.

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Eddie: "Would you still love me if I was a fish?"

Steve: "I'd find a way to ban fishing so you could make friends in the lake without worrying about ending up on someone's dinner plate."

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Eddie: "Would you still love me if I was a chewed up pencil?"

Steve: "I'd steal Nancy's good pencil pouch to keep you comfortable."

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Eddie: "Would you still love me if I was a potato?"

Steve: "I'd give up carbs so you'd never have to see me eating your kind."

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Eddie: "Would you still love me if I was pigeon sh*t on the sidewalk?"

Steve: "I'd scoop you up and frame you in my room so nobody could wipe you away."

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Eddie: "Would you still love me if I was a chewed up wad of gum in your hair?!"

Steve: "..."

And just when Eddie thinks he's finally got him-

Steve: "You know, a haircut might do me some good. New style...could be exciting."

Eddie: "..."

Steve: "I'd start a gum collection in your honor afterwards-"

Rich: *snores*

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