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why are you posting every day like someone five minutes away from killing themselves
i will work to bring my posts down to the sitewide average of 10 minutes away from killing myself
one of the most frustrating thing is being treated like expressing your opinion abt things is being like controlling or abusive or malevolent in some way. idk why this is something that happens to transfeminized ppl a lot but fsr it is. i've seen ppl get HALed for talking shit abt a fucking play on socmed. i've had ppl treat me like i was judging them and taking over their life bc i talked abt not having the same religious beliefs and not wanting others' religious beliefs applied to me. it's so fucking idk what to even say abt it it's like we are not allowed to have and express our own opinions and if what we think contrasts with others then it is an attack on them. that we do not actually do anything to even try to control what others do means nothing if someone feels that we are. it's so fucking exhausting to have ppl constantly assign you as an Arbiter Of Morality And Conduct because you speak your mind on things and then treat you as responsible and to blame for their own fucking complexes. and ofc the answer to this kind of bootstrapped dilemma is fucking always excision
I uh. I think the watermelon broke her π
That really is a 404 error code right there.

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queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:
the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.
animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on
rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this
uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.
actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.
kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him
statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next
beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.
miss piggy hanging out with drag queens
related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it
pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."
janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"
rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"
actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"
You're The Closest To Heaven (That I'll Ever Be)
Fandom: Animorphs Rating: Explicit Archive warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Rachel/Tobias (Animorphs)
Additional Tags: Transfem Tobias (Animorphs), POV First Person, No beta we die like Elfangor, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Grief/Mourning, Identity Crisis, Implied Cassie/Rachel (Animorphs), Animorphs-Typical Body Horror Elements, Set During Book 54: The Beginning (Animorphs), Internalized Transphobia, Internalized Homophobia, Slaps Roof This Baby Can Fit So Much Self-Loathing, My First Fanfic, Masturbation, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Trans Female Character, Egg Cracking, Canon Compliant, Gender Dysphoria, Angst, The Author's Barely Concealed ADHD, One Shot Wordcount: 5700 (complete)
Summary: Tobias grieves Rachel, morphs another certain blonde bombshell, and jerks off while crying. Eggs crack left and right. Set post-war, sometime during the timeskips in Book 54.
My big hot take that I feel more intensely than I thought I would prior to realizing it is that White Chain from Kill Six Billion Demons is the single greatest trans character ever written and illustrated and she deserves to be the most important quite frankly. She deserves to have an infinitely greater cultural impact in wider trans media and Iβm wounded that she doesnβt. Sheβs a black trans woman born as a genderless angel and her self actualization moment is literally the most profoundly moving and devastatingly beautiful sequence of panels Iβve ever seen in my life, bar none. It is so important to me. It is power and beauty and so raw in a way that nothing else Iβve ever read has ever been. In a story that works in subtext the whole way leading up, it is a moment of turning to the audience with absolute unbridled bluntness in its message that masterfully takes all breath away without ever feeling the curse of the heavy handedness that plagues other βI am a trans womanβ moments in other trans media. It is a perfect encapsulation of someone struggling, agonizing, desiring to find some sign that they should uphold and conform while their very soul undergoes transformation, becoming beautiful and divine in a way that cannot be fathomed by any who try to pressure her to stop. Her body is a symbol of shackles in a way that isnβt just agony or ugly loathing; it is stone, heavy and burdensome and hard, but it is when she breaks that stone and becomes flesh and blood that she RADIATES power like no other media I have EVER seen depict a trans woman.
There is NO ONE in trans media like White Chain and itβs a god damn CRIME I donβt see her celebrated as a cornerstone of the beauty we can embody when stories are written about us with true love and care and reverence.
Please please please, if you are a woman of any kind, but ESPECIALLY a trans woman, I consider kill six billion demons absolutely integral reading material, there is simply nothing else Iβve ever seen come close yet in my short life that does womenβs beauty of all kinds the same kind of justice.
idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate
i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal
i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.
anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.
open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.
i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.
just so weβre clear if youβve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly donβt know how itβs possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person iβve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know youβre thinking to yourself βtah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?β I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like βoh my GOD.β just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. iβve never experienced anything like it. theyβre just so bad

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You're The Closest To Heaven (That I'll Ever Be)
Fandom: Animorphs Rating: Explicit Archive warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Rachel/Tobias (Animorphs)
Additional Tags: Transfem Tobias (Animorphs), POV First Person, No beta we die like Elfangor, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Grief/Mourning, Identity Crisis, Implied Cassie/Rachel (Animorphs), Animorphs-Typical Body Horror Elements, Set During Book 54: The Beginning (Animorphs), Internalized Transphobia, Internalized Homophobia, Slaps Roof This Baby Can Fit So Much Self-Loathing, My First Fanfic, Masturbation, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Trans Female Character, Egg Cracking, Canon Compliant, Gender Dysphoria, Angst, The Author's Barely Concealed ADHD, One Shot Wordcount: 5700 (complete)
Summary: Tobias grieves Rachel, morphs another certain blonde bombshell, and jerks off while crying. Eggs crack left and right. Set post-war, sometime during the timeskips in Book 54.
You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?
good
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awful
FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW
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you know? 6 7 is kind of like Fourteen Fifteen for normal people.
wait, you're telling me some "boys" didn't grow up feeling like a lesbian trapped in the wrong body? i thought that was normal!
get peer reviewed, because fucking. yeah.
hey. hey bestie. i have some pronouns over here you might like, come with me. you can leave that "he/they" over there, you don't need it anymore.
GIRL THE EGG COLUMN IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. YOU DO NOT NEED CONVINCING YOU NEED CONVICTION.
LOOKING FOR REASONS IS REASON ENOUGH. BE A GIRL TODAY RIGHT NOW
LOOKING FOR REASONS
IS REASON ENOUGH. BE A
GIRL TODAY RIGHT NOW
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Commodore (you know, the 64 folks) is releasing a flip phone. βNo social media, no browser. Runs 99% of Android apps (without Android). T9-style texting adds mindful friction. Audiophile grade HD Audio.β

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seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes