Spooky Pervert

wait, you're still using the gender you were assigned at birth? you're still using your BABY gender?? gross. grow up.

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

does anyone like me and want to understand me

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

oftentimes the appeal of a character is that they are a loser who sucks and their soul and their essence is that of a greasy stoner and then you check the fanart and theyre being drawn like pop stars and its just not right. it just aint right

when your mutual makes some really cool shit and it reminds you that you are a human being among human beings and you too have the capacity to create cool shit

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

eva stratt you are the most interesting character in all of fiction ever eva stratt they could never make me hate you

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this