Spooky Pervert

all boys do is listen to acid rock and stare directly into a flashlight 

its working

i can feel it working

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

‘rocky hates Alien’ ‘noooo rocky loves Alien’ neither. grace shows rocky Alien and rocky’s like (unusually unopinionated) haha cool friend grace fun movie. and then grace goes to bed and wakes up at 3am local mary time to what sounds like gargoyles smashing against each other

now draw her losing all the animation and vitality from her face as the words "what have I done" fall ceaselessly from her nigh-dead lips

finding army issue pants at the thrift store that fit me is so interesting. they were really sending three foot tall dudes with gigantic asses to die in vietnam