Spooky Pervert

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

FIND EVERY BRITISH PERSON YOU CAN AND BEAT THEM UNTIL THEY DIE

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.