Spooky Pervert

I met a girl who did a very good half of exam but didn't actually know the answer, so she wrote a full page (two sides), left half a sentence at the end of the page and wrote "Page 1 of 2" and submitted that. Because the teacher assumed it was her fault and that she had lost half of the exam, she gave her a passing grade hoping she wouldn't complain. And she didn't, of course.

In college, I forgot I had a paper (that I hadn't written a word of) due, until the teacher asked us to pass them forward at the start of the class... I had my computer though, and so I said I had forgotten the printed copy at home, could I please run to the computer lab after class and print it and bring it right over? He said sure, he could wait a few minutes since it was just downstairs. I don't have to look at my hands to type, so I wrote it in class while staring at the board like I was taking notes, and printed it off after. Got a B on it.

#bullshitting takes many forms#and should be a skill kids are allowed to hone

I learnt how to corrupt a file so that I could submit a pdf by the due time then go into school where they'd be like "it doesn't open can you send it again" and I'd be all !!! Oh no! But by then I'd had all night to write it up so I could just pull my laptop out in front of them and submit the file whatever way they wanted. And I know everyone did the ol' "forgot to attach the document" trick for presentations once or twice

just saw someone call trans unity an "unobtainable fantasy," getting real sick of the doomerisms yall are hooked on these days

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okay but. pitching a no hitter also scales with "skill of batters" as opposed to the fact that they were slightly more durable than a race horse back then

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

What could this possible be referencing

i 👁️ got this feeling 😋 on a summer ☀️ day when you 🫵 were gone i 👁️ crashed 💥 my car 🚗 into a bridge 🌉 i 👁️ watched 👀 i let it burn 🔥 i threw💪 your 🫵 shit 💩 into a bag 💼 and pushed 🫷it down 👇 the stairs 🏠 i 👁️ crashed 💥my car 🚗 into the bridge 🌉 i 👁️ don’t 🙂‍↔️ care 💔 i 👁️ love 💗 it 😋

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.