Spooky Pervert

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

some of the oldest evidence of winemaking comes from georgia; some of the most ancient wheels come from georgia. it can be said that the first drunk drivers were likely georgian

i love you rice with some bullshit

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

FIND EVERY BRITISH PERSON YOU CAN AND BEAT THEM UNTIL THEY DIE