Spooky Pervert

“if you love yaoi you’re a porn addict” whatever man

But the spike pit adds so much personality to the living room☹️

he doesn’t look a thing like jesus but he talks like a gentleman like you imagined when you were young. btw.

you know, thats what i thought until i found out alexander the great was a fag. talk about gays in the military!

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

I realized long ago that shit just fucking happens. oddly the shit fucking happening is distributed very unevenly among the general population which I am sure is due to a variety of factors. and also due to some people having God's Terrible Eye upon them

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

i want a Baja blast so bad

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

i have a suggestion

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife