Spooky Pervert

i see a lot of rose landry positivity in this fandom and i feel like we’re all ignoring how when she was 17 she became the leader of a cult in the woods made up of her soccer teammates? like i know she has good red carpet looks at the x-squad movie premieres but like, she literally hunted and killed and ate ppl????

“she was a minor” idk about you guys but when i was 17 i knew not to hunt my soccer teammates thru the wilderness to eat them :/

mind you, ryland grace found his literal soulmate after being betrayed and sent off to die in space 11.9 light years away from civilization. maybe bad things happen for a reason idk

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

Oh no that kid might move here when they’re older, offsetting our low birth rate and paying taxes, oh no.

Immigrants almost always make a place more interesting so I just shrimply do not give a fuck

In the LGBT community, instead of “I love this very much” they say “ough…” which translates to “ough…” and that’s beautiful

no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’

plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

#this man gets uncomfortable and overwhelmed when 20 y/o college girls hit on him #but take off his glasses #put on his fedora #and this man is ready to find Atlantis in three to eight business days (via @sansakenobi​)

It’s impossible to argue with anything above.

previous tags are on point: #hat ON archeology APPLIED tits OUT

Honestly, a slutsona that you only slip on when you're not talking to students is a slutsona that's being appropriately applied.