Spooky Pervert

ppl complain abt everyone being so boring/inauthentic/detached these days but the second u have interests they deem unusual theyll be like "waitttt thats giving neurodivergent..." like damn its so awesome that were pathologising giving a fuck about anything they dont sell at a tj maxx

jerk off instruction video where it becomes increasingly clear that the end goal is to download a computer virus

I like how everyone calls hangman and swerve exes as if there was ever a point where they might have been sweet on each other. exes from day one. divorced at first sight.

healthcare should be freeeee what the hell are we doing dumbass government what are we paying you for

Please watch the Gamers Nexus video on LG Smart TV's and monitors! It's basically malware at this point.

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

the grief is an erogenous zone

“there’s an ai tool for that” i will kill myself in front of you to change the trajectory of your life