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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

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Besides the obvious like having financial security, being able to support your community and take care of friends and family, the whole "money doesn't bring happiness" bullshit is still bullshit because even if we only look at it from "buying frivolous trinkets" point of view, there's so many fun things I'd get myself commissioned just for shits and giggles.
For one, I'd get my dental layout scanned and then use the 3d model of my teeth to commission a giant pair of pincers where the cutters are replaced with a life-sized metal recreation of my teeth. I would use these to press bite marks on all sorts of things that a human being physically could not bite into, and emotionally would not want to.
For no other reason than to fuck with people. Just so they can see a very obviously human bite mark on something and wonder how the fuck did someone bite a goddamn brick wall, and why would anybody do that.
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this was one of the first things i wrote about em. i'm not the best at writing dialogues so i hope it's not to clunky, enjoy!
many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

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Hey. If people aren't aware, Microsoft admitted they know who you and where you are at all times and will give your info to the police.
They have a Global Device Identifier (GDID) Tracker that functions as a fingerprint for your PC that can surpass VPNs, proxy servers and countries. Although it can't survive a clean reinstall of Windows (it can survive updates), because Microsoft forces you to go to the internet and log in into a Microsoft account, they will be able to get to you.
Microsoft kept it secret and it was only found out when the FBI tracked a hacker thanks to the information Microsoft gave them.
You should be paying attention to this, and possibly consider moving away from Windows. If a government, especially the US government, doesn't like you for some reason, this could be seriously concerning.
This article specifically notes:
For journalism, activism, or domestic abuse situations, skip Windows and use Linux routed through Tor instead of a commercial VPN. A GDID doesn’t care which VPN you use, only that it’s still the same Windows installation.
GDID is the persistent Windows ID that helped FBI trace a Scattered Spider hacker despite VPNs. Here's how it works and how to limit it.
Other important quotes:
What has researchers uneasy is everything else the case reveals. Costin Raiu, a well-known malware researcher, asked on the Three Buddy Problem podcast how much of this exists on other platforms, and whether it is linked more permanently to hardware. Matthew Hickey, another security researcher, called Windows “surveillance software”.
Two things back that up:
There’s no consent screen. A GDID gets assigned when you sign into a Microsoft Account. Apple’s advertising identifier needs an App Tracking Transparency prompt and a visible reset; Android’s works the same way. GDID has neither, and a Windows reinstall only gets you a new number Microsoft can still get back to the same account.
Then there’s activation. Massgrave, the group behind Microsoft Activation Scripts, notes that Windows setup sends hardware info to Microsoft and gets identifiers back, the same tokens later used for Store access and licensing: “It’s impossible to prevent Windows from getting a GDID without breaking activation and UWP app[s].” Anyone who lost a license after swapping a motherboard has already met a smaller version of this.
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okay but all this being said, here are two fics that feel very much in character to me:
Three Times Aziraphale Wrapped Crowley Around His Little Finger and One Time He Didn’t Get Away With It by Dusty
Post the a-not-alypse, feeling their way together as lovers, Aziraphale pouts at Crowley for anything he wants or needs. Crowley is growing impatient...
this fic takes the tv show relationship and pushes it to new limits. aziraphale is an absolute bastard, and crowley is not having it (despite indulging him a little). the author takes moments that show-lovers will find familiar and turns up the heat to 11, integrating a power dynamic into their lifestyle as a whole.
club eden by @dustandhalos
Split between dreams of becoming an investigative reporter and familial duties he can't seem to outrun, Aziraphale Fell has carved himself a provisory niche: heading a newspaper column on hidden gems of cuisine and entertainment in London.
But when his boss orders him to step out of his comfort zone and feature a nightclub, Aziraphale is thrown into unfamiliar territory. Blindly, he stumbles upon Eden, a posh club at the bottom of a stairwell in an alley that, by all logic, shouldn't exist. There he finds red neon, total debauchery, and a strange, red-haired man—who dresses scandalously, speaks shamelessly, and moves in a way that feels somehow unnatural.
None of it ought to appeal to Aziraphale, and yet afterwards, he can't seem to get the encounter out of his head. What was that place? Who was that man? And why did it suddenly feel as if somewhere, the procession of fate had gone terribly awry?
there’s so much i could say about this story, as it is very well written and also very long. firstly, as you can probably infer from the title and the summary, crowley runs a night club called eden. crowley is also very very much a demon. he is scary. but he is also the crowley we know and love: protective, caring, and deep down, a little bit of a good person. one of the things i love about this fic is that aziraphale and crowley are both asexual! the e rated dynamic here is intense and explored in depth, but it’s based on sensation, connection, and enjoyment rather than attraction. very hot nonetheless. there’s plot, there’s leather and latex, and there’s love. mind the tags.
Ahh, thank you for the rec! Always happy when people call out the ace aspect as something they like in CE :)
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"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
Hi, I just saw your old post for pre-ordering stalwart sun willy moon
Do you think it's possible to find a copy of it now ?
Thank you
Hi there! I've told many people over the past 2 years or so that if interest ticked up after the release of the finale, a 3rd printing could be a possibility. The finale's out now, so it's as good a time as any to repost the interest check form. I would need to order a minimum of 100 copies from the printer, so it's a tall order--but if you're keen, filling out the form is the best way to let me know!
06/03/26 update: we're about halfway to the 100-copy mark!
I got a copy of this during the last printing. It's an amazing story and a beautiful book. I highly recommend it. 🖤🤍
stalwart sun, wily moon
A bit over halfway to 100, but still not enough for another run. Keep passing the form around if you want a copy!
Germán Hernández Amores, 1823-1894
Ophelia, n/d, oil on panel, 56x38 cm
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Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin
they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws