I Cant Change The Music, IDK What I Did, It Broke

jasky is some cat and mouse bullshit where the mouse (jay) is afraid for his life every day every second until the moment he's being pursued and then he just goes "HEY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!?" and expects the cat (masky) to stop or respond but it never does. and they don't even try to kill him they just drag him under the couch. My New Toy

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

Dewey decimal starting at 598 :>

"I wanna be the one to stomp on someone, just to know what it feels like. It must feel good, the way everybody else won't stop doing it."

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

so if phm is set in 2032 and ryland grace is supposedly 29 when the hail mary launches, that means he is firmly within gen Z… he knows about undertale AUs and watched Fred on YouTube at like 9 years old. He had a tumblr blog. this genuinely explains everything

post cancelled not because i figured out how time dilation works but because ryland grace has earpods with wires in one scene which matches up more with the 2019 launch date so unfortunately he is in fact a millenial BUT most of this honestly still stands he probs just had a superwholock blog instead of a discourse blog at some point

although it would be funnier to assume that grace still has his original ipod in 2028 and considering his pay check this still tracks

she’s contemplating a purchase