whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

I saw a copy of this book IRL at some point in my life, I can’t remember where or when

academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”

STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing

Why the fuck are dads just like *grunts* *sniffs* *sigh* *cough* *sniff* *grunts* like sir can I help you

How could I forget the classic Most Frightening God Damn Sneeze You've Heard In Your Life

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

"what do you mean 'what is the actual material harm that comes from this that causes it to be bad', you should just know it's bad automatically. it's called having a moral compass" -person whose moral framework consists solely of their knee-jerk emotional impulses