CECIL SWEEP

straight white people making a romance movie: haha what if it was illegal to have sex? wait what's lawrence v texas. wait what's mclaughlin v florida. wait what's loving v virginia

they should invent a college website that works

have some of the compsci students design a functional website for their final project or SOMETHING

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

the problem with being unapologetically yourself is that people will feel the need to apologize for you and I should be able to hit those people with hammers

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

are you ever about to put on a movie but you realize you don't really want to watch The Movie, you want to be eight years old on a rainy saturday, and under your favorite butterfly blanket, and mom made hot chocolate and popcorn with extra butter, and you're watching The Movie for the first time ever? what are you supposed to do then

Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.