my fish army is ever-growing

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

Discworld Heritage Post

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading