my fish army is ever-growing

Discworld Heritage Post

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules