the most shameless woman this town has ever seen

theoretically if you had made a breakfast reservation at 9 because your brother and his new girlfriend were staying with you for the weekend and they said they wanted to get breakfast at 8 and you respectfully said I don’t get up that early on saturdays but I can do 9, and then you got up early to get ready but at 8:45 they hadn’t even started getting ready yet, theoretically, how pissed would you be?

I’m getting a lot of wedding content targeted at me on social media rn for obvious reasons and I just saw a video of a wedding ceremony where the couple had a 30-foot cross behind them in place of an arch or an altar or whatever. and it looked insane. I don’t care how devoutly Christian you are, why would you want a towering reminder of Jesus’s death and resurrection at your wedding ceremony? Mind you, it wasn’t even a pretty cross. There wasn’t so much as a flower or fabric sash in sight. Just big and looming.

I can tell that my mother resents that I keep her at arm’s length but it’s like…if you wanted us to have a close trusting relationship where I tell you everything, then maybe you should have thought about that before being mean to me every time I show you a bit of vulnerability for 28 years straight?

Sabrina casting Barry in the Please Please Please music video and then later breaking up with him and writing a whole album about how he did, in fact, embarrass her was so iconic. I love mess.

maybe it’s because I live in DC but it feels like at least half of my YouTube ads are aimed directly at members of congress and the president. “Don’t tax semiconductors” “don’t approve the railroad merger” “hold big pharma accountable” bitch what do you want ME to do about it?