the most shameless woman this town has ever seen

if you’re a z-list celebrity thinking about publically airing out some weird resentment you have towards taylor swift, keep it to yourseeeeeeelf. if only because swifties are an incredibly powerful consumer base and they never forget anything.

I just watched the music video for madonna’s ike a prayer in full for the first time and am wondering why no one ever told me exactly how crazy it is???? she’s praying in a dark gothic church and kissing a statue’s feet and then the statue turns into a hot man and then an African American gospel choir shows up and then there’s a whole separate B plot where she gets in the middle of a knife fight and the same hot man who was the statue before tries to help her but the police show up and falsely assume he stabbed her in an implied instance of racial profiling and then Madonna is dancing in front of a field of burning crosses and that’s not even the end of the video and I’m not even joking. they simply don’t make them like that anymore.

the daylight savings bill seems a bit hasty to me and I’m skeptical as to whether it should become law. but the fearmongering about late sunrises specifically doesn’t work on me bc I sleep in until 8:00 or 8:30 most days anyway and the sun setting as soon as I’m done with work in the winter makes me feel borderline suicidal.

me watching Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: I’m getting big O Brother Where Art Thou vibes from this…..

it’s not that I don’t have sympathy for women sharing their lives with men who don’t respect them. I know that our patriarchal society conditions women to accept the bare minimum and do the bulk of domestic work and many do not have the tools or ability to challenge that conditioning under their present circumstances. but whenever I hear “my boyfriend doesn’t like when I wear that” or “my husband won’t watch the kids” or “he doesn’t do the dishes” there’s a part of me that’s like….how do you physically restrain yourself from killing him?