the most shameless woman this town has ever seen

theoretically if you had made a breakfast reservation at 9 because your brother and his new girlfriend were staying with you for the weekend and they said they wanted to get breakfast at 8 and you respectfully said I don’t get up that early on saturdays but I can do 9, and then you got up early to get ready but at 8:45 they hadn’t even started getting ready yet, theoretically, how pissed would you be?

thank you everyone for validating my anger on this one lol. I ended up being able to move the reservation to 9:30 and promptly got over it on account of the fact the he’s been pissing me in similar ways my whole life and my standards are low.

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

it really bothers me how trump has completely annihilated any expectations of decorum from elected officials

Okay I think I know for sure who the Bad Art Friend is this time.

Heads, I win - tails, you cheated.

The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it

If you didn't vote for Harris and you're feeling defensive about getting heat on the Internet consider relaxing, sitting down, and having a salad. I think some nice produce will make you feel better.