the most shameless woman this town has ever seen

I heard someone make the argument that the ariana song hate that I made you love me wouldn’t exist without fortnight and now I can’t unhear it

the concept of being afraid of airplanes but not of being on a ship tossing about in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean

I am so pro organ donation that the concept of someone not checking the box to be a donor is absurd to me. If I’m dead that means i’m not using my organs anymore and of course I’d want them to be used to keep other people alive. Why on earth would I want my kidneys to rot inside my corpse if they could save someone’s life? It’s incredible that we live in a time where organ donation is even possible. And if you’re dumb enough to believe the counter argument/conspiracy theory that hospital staff will put less effort into keeping you alive if they know that you’re an organ donor………..well….I’m gonna stop myself right here before I say something irredeemably mean.

if you’re a z-list celebrity thinking about publically airing out some weird resentment you have towards taylor swift, keep it to yourseeeeeeelf. if only because swifties are an incredibly powerful consumer base and they never forget anything.

I just watched the music video for madonna’s ike a prayer in full for the first time and am wondering why no one ever told me exactly how crazy it is???? she’s praying in a dark gothic church and kissing a statue’s feet and then the statue turns into a hot man and then an African American gospel choir shows up and then there’s a whole separate B plot where she gets in the middle of a knife fight and the same hot man who was the statue before tries to help her but the police show up and falsely assume he stabbed her in an implied instance of racial profiling and then Madonna is dancing in front of a field of burning crosses and that’s not even the end of the video and I’m not even joking. they simply don’t make them like that anymore.