hags for doomed space yaoi

the funniest part of that was he delivered it like he was giving his big villain monologue.

imagine you’re a man ALONE in SPACE and your best friend is an ALIEN and you look like RYAN GOSLING and suddenly your ALIEN BUDDY who looks like a ROCK so you called him ROCKY tells you there is a HUMAN covered in BLOOD and you break into his SUBMARINE that he was WELDED INTO and you find that the ONLY OTHER HUMAN FOR THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS is the youtuber MARKIPLIER

Hey. Don’t cry. Simon high on pain meds and mumbling something deeply horny about how pretty Grace is. Okay? :)

“Bloodymary is a crazy crack ship lol” WRONG!!!! INCORRECT!!!! Bloodymary is a CROSSOVER ship that is VERY REAL and I’m DEDICATING MY LIFE TO IT. I’ve lost sleep over it, I’ve forgotten to eat because of it. This shit is real!!!!! Respect it!!!!!!!!