each doctor has a special power

is he a hairless trans man with aa cups or a sexless homunculus? maybe it’s maybelline

how do i get the cunty one to show up instead of the visibly disabled one

can we all agree that “woman on top” is one of the most ambiguous erotica tags of all time? what does it MEAN? reverse cowgirl? femdom? pegging?? IT’S A SURPRISE BAG

if the last two presidents of the usa were elephant seals they would be called Donald Trunk and Joe Bitin’

I had a dream a few nights ago that in s3 of Fionna and Cake, Fionna meets an “evil” version of herself who had to become a caregiver for her elderly parents at a young age, and as a result she has her shit more together and is more practically minded, but is also extremely irritable and pessimistic and has lost her sense of joy and whimsy. my mind is definitely working through some shit. I should draw her.

25% of fakeclaimingcringe2 is genuinely entertaining snark on bad medical takes, the other 75% is carrrd and discord screenshots relating to system discourse that are so fucking incomprehensible to me as a legacy OSDD patient that I can’t even tell what opinion they’re expressing through all the internet jargon

the secret six liberate ragdoll from arkham but then scandal is like “no but seriously we do need to have a conversation about your support needs”

supervillains picking up their mental health and chronic illness prescriptions as their secret identity at the gotham cvs and pretending they don’t recognize each other by body language has to be a thing right, or like, im sure ragdoll sees other hypermobile burglars in the gastroenterologist’s waiting room