each doctor has a special power

tell me I’m not the only person who makes cartoon making out noises when they pollinate two corn stalks that are next to each other

I think anglerfish mating is actually really romantic and sweet; the male is totally defenseless and scared and floating in pitch darkness for his entire life until he finds a female and literally merges into her

return to monke is not enough, one must return to shrewe. return to rat!

no but the real hot take no one wants to hear is that the people who apply chapstick in a gross way by rubbing it in a donut formation all over their mouth area are actually the only people who use chapstick correctly according to medical guidelines

I kept trying to explain to people that automatous reanimation is totally different from necromancy; there are no cthonic rites involved and zero level of sentience, it’s essentially the same as electrically stimulating a piece of meat to use it as an organic robot, but since there’s restorative magic added to the equation, you don’t have to have the entire muscoskeletal system intact and it isn’t in danger of rotting… I think it was the visual of the ethically harvested animal carcasses that put them off, really, because once I started making nice wooden cases for my machines the clients were much more amenable to my technology. that’s why interfaces are so important in product design.

how do i get the cunty one to show up instead of the visibly disabled one

can we all agree that “woman on top” is one of the most ambiguous erotica tags of all time? what does it MEAN? reverse cowgirl? femdom? pegging?? IT’S A SURPRISE BAG

if the last two presidents of the usa were elephant seals they would be called Donald Trunk and Joe Bitin’