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return to monke is not enough, one must return to shrewe. return to rat!

#shitpost #paleontology #maybe even return to fishe

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#pokemon go

it’s very weird to realize you’ve been walking around feeling like any random cis man could assault you at will and you would be left totally defenseless due to The Strength Difference, when in reality you’re probably in the top percentile of physical performance for any gender when it comes to people who aren’t influencers or professional athletes and could easily leg sweep a random sedentary dude or just tackle him to the ground because you have almost 200 pounds of solid muscle at your disposal.

it is now my theory that people talk so openly and so frequently about The Strength Difference on both sides of the political spectrum in order to condition women and AFAB people into learned helplessness. if you’re constantly told that you can’t defend yourself against any cis man, why would you even try?

#cw numbers #cw sexism #cw body talk #cw dysphoria

no but the real hot take no one wants to hear is that the people who apply chapstick in a gross way by rubbing it in a donut formation all over their mouth area are actually the only people who use chapstick correctly according to medical guidelines

Grocery Outlet, July 2026

#flatlay #haul #grocery outlet #food #pink #candy #lifeblogging #my photography

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have this warmup sketch I drew of apparently alternate universe 80s barbarian fionna singing in a variety show managed by regular fionna, in my head it’s a fundraiser for a public broadcast station because those are inherently funny

#fionna campbell #my fanart

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I kept trying to explain to people that automatous reanimation is totally different from necromancy; there are no cthonic rites involved and zero level of sentience, it’s essentially the same as electrically stimulating a piece of meat to use it as an organic robot, but since there’s restorative magic added to the equation, you don’t have to have the entire muscoskeletal system intact and it isn’t in danger of rotting… I think it was the visual of the ethically harvested animal carcasses that put them off, really, because once I started making nice wooden cases for my machines the clients were much more amenable to my technology. that’s why interfaces are so important in product design.

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someone has asked me to make a wife for him out of deer parts, and I explained that what I can make is essentially a doll with some moving parts. he didn’t seem to really grasp what the difference was.

#self reblog #cw sexism #unreality #body horror #wizardposting

I kept trying to explain to people that automatous reanimation is totally different from necromancy; there are no cthonic rites involved and zero level of sentience, it’s essentially the same as electrically stimulating a piece of meat to use it as an organic robot, but since there’s restorative magic added to the equation, you don’t have to have the entire muscoskeletal system intact and it isn’t in danger of rotting… I think it was the visual of the ethically harvested animal carcasses that put them off, really, because once I started making nice wooden cases for my machines the clients were much more amenable to my technology. that’s why interfaces are so important in product design.

#wizardposting #body horror #unreality

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I had a dream a few nights ago that in s3 of Fionna and Cake, Fionna meets an “evil” version of herself who had to become a caregiver for her elderly parents at a young age, and as a result she has her shit more together and is more practically minded, but is also extremely irritable and pessimistic and has lost her sense of joy and whimsy. my mind is definitely working through some shit. I should draw her.

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personally relevant line from that season:

“I can’t waste time on that now, the apocalypse is happening!”

“So? Every day is the apocalypse somewhere.”

#self reblog #fionna and cake

how do i get the cunty one to show up instead of the visibly disabled one

#osdd #shitpost #but also for real #self awareness is a prison

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can we all agree that “woman on top” is one of the most ambiguous erotica tags of all time? what does it MEAN? reverse cowgirl? femdom? pegging?? IT’S A SURPRISE BAG

#nsfw text

if the last two presidents of the usa were elephant seals they would be called Donald Trunk and Joe Bitin’

#shitpost #cw uspol #elephant seals

magic wahmen

#wip #magic man

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I had a dream a few nights ago that in s3 of Fionna and Cake, Fionna meets an “evil” version of herself who had to become a caregiver for her elderly parents at a young age, and as a result she has her shit more together and is more practically minded, but is also extremely irritable and pessimistic and has lost her sense of joy and whimsy. my mind is definitely working through some shit. I should draw her.

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#self reblog #my fanart

I feel like there is definitely comedic potential in a small town procedural mystery where they want to bring in a forensic pathologist but the best they can do is the local mortician

“hm. hm. okay. definitely a gunshot to the head.”

“can you tell me anything else?”

“well, it definitely wasn’t a shotgun or there would be a lot more of a mess to clean up, I can say that much.”

#cw gun violence

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I had a dream a few nights ago that in s3 of Fionna and Cake, Fionna meets an “evil” version of herself who had to become a caregiver for her elderly parents at a young age, and as a result she has her shit more together and is more practically minded, but is also extremely irritable and pessimistic and has lost her sense of joy and whimsy. my mind is definitely working through some shit. I should draw her.

25% of fakeclaimingcringe2 is genuinely entertaining snark on bad medical takes, the other 75% is carrrd and discord screenshots relating to system discourse that are so fucking incomprehensible to me as a legacy OSDD patient that I can’t even tell what opinion they’re expressing through all the internet jargon

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