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note to self redraw with Crispin Whytehead

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sopping wet manbiter and bonus boysister
nooo it’s called torso collapse that’s so gross
my version of “I know I’m sexist but I hate listening to women with vocal fry on podcasts/video essays” is when a dude shifts his voice down as deep as possible and does his best impression of rod serling or a pre-1960 radio journalist
If you were on the internet from the y2k era to, oh, 2010, you may have seen this video before. Grainy video footage of an uncanny animatronic. No one in frame aside from the assumed cameraman- or, perhaps, camera person. But let’s pause for a moment; right now, you’re likely experiencing something that scientists refer to as “the uncanny valley effect”.
coincidentally, Special Needs is the name of the pawn shop I run as Berkeley’s devil (every city in the Bay Area has a Satan and a Santa, fun fact)

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I unexpectedly went to a carnivorous plant sale and now I have to hope they sell distilled water at the bodega
me: why on earth do straight men need so many versions of the same shirt by different brands??
also me: ooh, is that a ribbed crop top with horizontal stripes?
yaoi hands appreciation post ft. the new glitchy rose steve madden cocktail dress I scored on the dollar rack that will be going into my AM cosplay wardrobe
dc could do the funniest thing for pride month and bring back junior as the hiring manager of jcorp attempting some kind of corporate rainbow capitalism initiative
deformed gay man after randomly slicing you with a pocket knife behind 7/11: VORKOSIGAN SAGA!!! VORKOSIGAN SAGA!!

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why does art of people with scoliosis always just look like a conventionally hot woman shifting her shoulders slightly to the side or even who just has her stylized spine line going a little bit off-center without her torso shape being affected when in real life untreated adult scoliosis makes you look like a moon person who was grown in a vat to be sealed into a sexy steel titty exoskeleton
“I couldn’t imagine living trapped in a grotesquely warped body :c”
well truly you just need to shove some things under yourself if you want to know how I do it
I don’t own a full length mirror and probably haven’t looked at myself in one in almost a decade, and today I went to an independent thrift store and went into the fitting room to try on some stuff and I’m gonna be honest, I had a moment of shock where I was like oh fuck, I’m actually straight up deformed, like I got a little bit of an arora kress situation going on, little bit of alex merkel up in the ribcage there, I should probably go back to the orthopedic clinic that I ghosted after my weird primary care doctor decided to tell me that I’ve never actually been diagnosed with scoliosis and I’m making it all up when I had been going to physical therapy and wearing orthopedic braces and LLD aids and getting multiple xrays for years in my early twenties
and I was literally thinking “my brain is telling me I should feel really ashamed that my body doesn’t look conventionally sexy and snatched without clothes, but like, even if I ascribed to those kinds of values, how the fuck am I supposed to feel bad about the SHAPE OF MY BONES that are an actual DISEASE? anyone who makes fun of me is going to look like a huge asshole because there’s obviously something wrong with me” and also kind of “wow I can reclaim so many ableist horror tropes through erotic self-photography”
“but cartoonscientist, surely you realized something was amiss due to the fact that you need to assume different sleeping positions depending on which side you’re lying on and can’t sleep with your head on your arms like tom sawyer because it causes paralytic thoracic compression, in some ways similar to notably disabled historical figure joseph merrick, or that one medieval times dude who needed a really complicated pillow”
well in my defense I just thought that was a fun science fact that applied to everyone
I don’t own a full length mirror and probably haven’t looked at myself in one in almost a decade, and today I went to an independent thrift store and went into the fitting room to try on some stuff and I’m gonna be honest, I had a moment of shock where I was like oh fuck, I’m actually straight up deformed, like I got a little bit of an arora kress situation going on, little bit of alex merkel up in the ribcage there, I should probably go back to the orthopedic clinic that I ghosted after my weird primary care doctor decided to tell me that I’ve never actually been diagnosed with scoliosis and I’m making it all up when I had been going to physical therapy and wearing orthopedic braces and LLD aids and getting multiple xrays for years in my early twenties
and I was literally thinking “my brain is telling me I should feel really ashamed that my body doesn’t look conventionally sexy and snatched without clothes, but like, even if I ascribed to those kinds of values, how the fuck am I supposed to feel bad about the SHAPE OF MY BONES that are an actual DISEASE? anyone who makes fun of me is going to look like a huge asshole because there’s obviously something wrong with me” and also kind of “wow I can reclaim so many ableist horror tropes through erotic self-photography”

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my ancestors watching me make a cross-cultural halushki stirfry abomination in a giant wok: he can put whatever he wants in the kazan, he lives in a paradise where you can grow crops in the winter