I just reblog stuff I like

“but that’s neither here nor there” well where is it then.

the thing about being a Tech Person™ is the universe takes it as a challenge. oh you can handle normal problems easily? take some Extremely Not Normal ones. my friend just told me my outgoing voicemail message is in Italian for no apparent reason

I feel like people have this misconception that friends always agree with you. This is incorrect; A true friend will disagree with you, and even call you out on your bullshit, and still be your friend.

ever since an astronomer mentioned it during a lecture that the Earth could still have 6 moons (not of the same size) if our regular Moon didn't absorb them way back when, i have been haunted by the thought of seeing six moons up in the sky. wouldn't that be sick as hell

The Earth also probably used to have a ring system back during the Ordovician and I’m incredibly scunched that I missed it

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year