the transgender craze seducing our site directors

i was gonna be like "our brain that relates everything to scp wants us to say djkaktus but even his writing isnt like this, haha, that's just spurious" and then i realized this tweet was specifically making us think of the finale of the way it ends

and when we’re joeing and operaing. we’re joepering.

tm opera joe

i’m lowkirkenuinely becoming an anti xenogender type about dere subtypes you are for real making some of this shit up

like you look for a long enough list and it starts being just individual characters whose personalities and names have been extrapolated out into “tropes” and it’s like well that’s not what an archetype is. that’s a specific guy who is also nice sometimes. which most people are on occasion

we're trying to five star digitan and we cannot do it entirely through goddess statues. like its just not happening

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

We just have to make every one into horse girls

It combines our number one passion, girls, with

unfortunately much of the gam friendgroup are ineligible (gam has a vague conceptual beef with things that are too much like the cowboy and jo is also a boy or whatever)

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

We just have to make every one into horse girls

It combines our number one passion, girls, with