the transgender craze seducing our site directors

Being plural is kind of like being trans because of the part where it confusingly becomes Your Problem for not following other people's headcanons for you, for which you were not consulted

Admittedly people successfully convince their loved ones of both which has us half jealous and half kind of embarrassed for what this means regarding our own diplomatic abilities but. You know what we just remembered the time our dad threatened to exorcise us for being plural in what, HILARIOUSLY, seems to be a fugue state that he has totally forgotten. So i guess that ones probably not on us even by the october revolution roleplayer standards of Obligatory Outing. We are however insufficiently revolutionary dedicants to the transsexual class because we choose to refrain from the extremely embarrassing and pointless work of trying to either figure out how to bring up our gender without flipping out (which then becomes a referendum on Blank's Problematic Anger Issues) or otherwise Truly Prove it (for various reasons, this has extremely limited utility)

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

it’s so crazy how Spoken For, the star of the song Spoken For, is trans gender

second generation punk insulters

our mom is assiduously relaying how she was at fort reno in the 80s because her boyfriend was helping organize it or some such, that she used to get ice cream from henry rollins, and that she fucking hated punk and it sounded terrible. that’s my mama