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scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

Bro why is our mom in the bedroom with the puppy waiting for her to fall asleep so she can sneak out “to reduce her separation anxiety” is that how that works now???????

She’s getting mad at us for coming in to ask if we can go to safeway, a thing we initially requested 30 minutes ago. OH you’re making it take LONGER. Your premise seems flawed in general!!!!! And safeway CLOSES!!!!!!!!

Reparative Reading Sucker Syndrome is a REAL disease affecting MILLIONS each day. Please, keep its victims in your heart 💔

Not that this is particularly groundbreaking analysis for us but we remain perpetually baffled by the vocal contingent of young mostly-women who glom onto any work in which bad things happen to girls and become ardently convinced it is Feminist Literature. Um. I don’t knowwww about all that 🫤

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

Can we please all INSULT and MOCK my stupid chud twin LAVENDER who went crazy FOUR YEARS AGO and still acts perma-manic when we both know they arent. and im not jealous, of their perpetual irritating affect

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