the transgender craze seducing our site directors

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

ohhhhh what the hel, bring it in everyone ! (spiral starts forming in the ground)

the problem with american mcgee being a man in his 40s or something who acts like a teenager and cant handle an ounce of criticism is the plushies are cute. god help us. they are cute