the transgender craze seducing our site directors

we need more dinnar to sleep but are so tired making it seems such a pain

made and eated it and now we have to clean up and go to bed and BEFORE ANY OF THAT GET OFF THE COUCH it literally never ends

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[actively bleeding out] hold on *coughs* there's a Mountain Goats song about this..... give me my phone. let me just play it for you real *cough* quick

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

Lowkey the thing about jax is i thought we all knew she was trans already

And like we only watched the pilot okay. But i thought we knew for like, months before the finale aired. The whole "progesterone makes you better at gambling" drawing and all it really does not seem subtle if you were tapped in at all, which we were NOT

its so crazy being diurnal

like we're tired right now wirhout taking our sleep medicines yet. we're just tired because its late and we woke up early. for 22 years this was literally unfathomable to us. you might as well have said we would live on the moon

Sorry bugs for spamming we sort of remember leaving a reply on a post when we were half asleep and we are like oh lets just scroll to find the post. Well its not working out well

Ohhh we find it ok 👍