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largely fruitless lidl trip. they don’t have myltiple things our mom wanted. discovering now that picrew without adblocker is so enshittified as to be essentially unusable. to underscore the indignity, taylor swift’s the fate of ophelia comes on

i pledge allegiance to your vibes. and the united states of bad music. and to the superbowl. for which you fumble. one natuion under god keeping it 100 on the land the sea and the sky with liberty and justifce for all

ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk

Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that

covid cautious guys’s pr is so deep in the gutter that we are genuinely starting to wonder if it is on purpose. because I GET IT but you CANT be taking the accusatory angle towards someone whose loved one just got or died from cancer. It should not be hard to see how that would go poorly

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.