the transgender craze seducing our site directors

I can’t find a single post on tumblr about this Storied Month prior to 2019 which kind of indicates to us that like one guy heard about it then and became so annoying about it that they managed to astroturf it into Accepted Wisdom and now we get to have 30k note passive aggressive posts from dipshits about how Ermm i don’t think you should call it “gay wrath month 😒” go viral every single year. Joy to the world

i want to say, and this is such laughably bad conjecture we’re practically winging it, mayyyybe these are horse girls who recovered from injuries like how persephone comes back from the land of the dead??? Ok looked it up and we’re right #goated

time to play the neko atsume no mercy run

*switches out cats toy before they’re ready to leave* this route does a lot to you, emotionally

for a stark reminder of how much of our humanity we have lost in the years since 1963, try telling people in the present day that President John Fitzgerald Kennedy is dead- pay attention to the reactions. Nothing but fluoride stares.

“institute” and it is a discord server

Finally avtually sat down and looked at the consumer aesthetics research institute website and it is hilarious how obvious it is Just Some Guys. Like people sometimes talk about them as if they are like, storied academics, but this is firmly in Just Some Guys territory sort of visibly trying to sound more serious. They are approximately one step above the members of the Aesthetics Wiki

While investigating we are coming to the rather odd conclusion that probably 80% of the citations on the frutiger aero wikipedia page are from one specific person, the majority of THOSE being from one single journal article on the matter. It is possible that this has to do with wikipedia notable-source restrictions but like, come on

Dude we’re gonna die

On 3 different medicines that cause heat intolerance. Took the dog out for like five minutes three of which were frankly unnecessary and after two we were getting incoherent