evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users