Product Placement
Fai_Ryy
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
The Bright Sessions
The Bowery Presents
Game of Thrones Daily
taylor price
ellievsbear
occasionally subtle
roma★
Cosimo Galluzzi
bliss lane
Phantogram Three
Claire Keane
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@winnie-wine
large sinks where the faucet is scrunched over in one corner such that it's difficult-to-impossible to wash your hands without getting water all over the counter. there's so much sink and yet the faucet is almost not over the sink. why. who do you think you are.
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i love r/bald
and then
*The chain after being captured by the yiga and threatened with death*
Legend just trying to cause problems: I see you've only dug three graves, but there are more of us.
Yiga: Obviously you guys are going to share.
Wild: I'm not sharing.
Wind: If Wild doesn't have to share neither do I.
Warriors: Nope. You're staying with me.
Time: So Warriors, Wind, and, me. Then Hyrule with Sky and Twilight, we'll have to dig another one—
Hyrule: Nope, I'm sharing with Legend.
Four: I think it's only fair if we all get our own graves, I think I've shared enough.
Yiga who isn't paid enough to deal with the chain's bullshit: Forget it, we only need one grave and it's for me. Someone put me out of my misery.
Warriors nodding sympathetically: I see you didn't organize this capture and murder properly and now the kiddos are having a tantrum. Don't worry, I'll fix it.
Yiga: I...didn't ask you to?
Warriors: GUYS CALM DOWN, Four you can dig your own grave if you want one that badly, Hyrule you can share with Legend AND Wild, Wild you already got your own grave once don't be greedy—
Yiga: What the ever loving fu—
Another Yiga: I see you've met the Heroes.
Keep seeing different characters drawn in this and I need someone to do it with Warriors, Four, and Legend.
Time as the one on the right would be funny to. It reminds me of a ff I read where he got a letter from Malon and said “$20 is $20” and the rest thought he was gay or something. I’ll look for it later
Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.
impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning and a worse typeface says you don't think music is even real
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I cannot get over the fact that gilgamesh succeeded in his goal of immortality, bitch you did it!!!! His name IS remembered thousands of years later. He lives in the people who study his story, he lives whenever people see a fragment of the his poem, he lives in the people who write smutty gay fanfiction about him. The oldest known story in the world is about the desire to live on through memory and the fact that we remember it now will never fail to make me deeply sick to my stomach in a good way
hey man where did my wheel go 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I have a problem with the story of Black Flag and it's this:
-Altair was born and raised in the Assassins and when we first meet him he's already a veteran, hence why he's already got the skills
-Ezio starts off knowing how to climb and free-run because his big bro (who presumably learned it from their secretly-an-Assassin father) taught him and they would compete for fun in their youth but otherwise everything he knows about being an Assassin we see him gradually learn along the way from various Assassin masters over the course of decades.
-Connor was taught hunting and survival skills by his mom as a matter of course and he eventually gets taken under the wing of a retired old Assassin who teaches him everything he knows, again over the course of many years.
-Edward, on the other hand, is some random evidently unsuccessful loser pirate of no renown with nothing to his name who doesn't even know what an Assassin is... who just inexplicably starts the game already knowing how to do everything a once in a generation world class master Assassin can do from freerunning to moving ghostlike through the undergrowth, to blending to hide in plain sight, to knowing advanced Hidden Blade assassination techniques (despite never having seen one before) to being able to singlehandedly kill a hundred men in a fight like it's nothing. It's beyond ridiculous.
And don't anybody go telling me "all of this is somehow explained in a lore entry somewhere," that shit don't fly around here sonny.
Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay
they should do emmys for gifs
World Heritage Post
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I do enjoy a good visual gag, and an old favorite of mine is “there is Math on a Board in the background that contextually makes no sense.” This broadly comes in 3 flavors I enjoy:
• the board is in front of a classroom, and the Math is waaay too advanced for whatever level of pupil these kids are supposed to be; like having the calculus integral in front of kindergartners, or relativistic physics in front of high schoolers.
• the board is in front of Criminals, who are Planning Something, and by all rights there ought to be no Math there to begin with. Like. You’re planning a Heist why do you have the Full Lagrangian on there. Are we taking a rocket to the bank.
• the characters are super-genius science fiction people. The Math is “Pi≈3.24” with an unlabeled pie chart.
Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.
I thought I was going to learn something cool....
Bbc merlin? In my 2025?
Its more likely than you think.
I mean, I do like spiders
what?
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my favourite bit right now is saying "scientists still don't know" in relation to something I (One Single Scientist) specifically do not know the answer to
Just heard a coworker shout I 💥 NEED A 💥 MARGA 💥 RITA 💥 from the lobby. So I'm sure everything is fine out there.
