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This is a Harry Potter hate blog. Im always reblogging donation posts if you cant handle that please give me £5 before you leave @ ko-fi.com/mystrothedefender or paypal.me/davieking DNI if you don't give your pokemon potions in battles and just let them faint. My names David I'm 34 and queer. A 'slime-gay' some have said. All my opinions are correct 😐✌️. I'm the big gay your parents warned you about and I make everything queer to spite YOU specifically. T day: 16/12/22 Top surgery: 01/10/25 🥳🥳🥳

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ooppo

You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes

ooppo

I hand drew this on my track pad and you will appreciate it

sasuke-offical

followers of mine dont even bother clicking. it is what you think it is. your sharingan never fails

ooppo

Shut the hell up Sasuke

mystrothedefender

Would yall kill me if I told you I was writing a nsfw grocky fic

mystrothedefender

#its so difficult

debian-official

reblog to boop prev with your paw

theehorsepusssy

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kermitwillsellyoueggs

lister has obviously never met me if he thinks this is even remotely true

tongue---tied

only-tiktoks

#i still love this video this is one of the prettiest people i have ever seen in my life

muppet-sex

countably-infinite-rats

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

nattousan

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

nattousan

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

nattousan

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

titkoks

toomuchtaylor

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

socialjust-ish

The little riff he keeps repeating is, I'm 99% sure, the Jurassic Park Theme in a different key and speed and that's so gosh dang clever.

norrlands-nonsense

throwback to the time a few months ago when I had this song stuck in my head and made this gif:

zingring

I haven't seen most of these so I assume it's a faithful retelling

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bluef00t

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

boastmalone

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

oracleocelot

gayboyemployee

this stupid little beaver bitch

scallioncreamcheesebagel

turn around and drive 581 miles in the opposite direction to see bucee. fuck you

silly-signs

Official fuck you sign

voidsetup1

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

#idk if i godsended this the last time i rebloged it but I'm not taking any chances #godsend

luntfontanne

literally this:

Omg it took a year but frankenstein has figured out how to get up on the cabinet????

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Woag, you get your shower fixed and suddenly you don't hate the house you live in.

#nah I'm lying i still hate it

enki2

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