im 9 years old and i work for nintendo

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

I cant think anymore

what can i do to help this time

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

AMAZING NEWS ALL, my brother has divorced his wife and started his career posting drawings of himself turning into a pool toy. ANd in the drawings, hes presenting and gaping-- as the pool toy!

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed