im 9 years old and i work for nintendo

she’s grinding pathetically on my thorax

the most important part of blood loss is to have fun and be yourself

its called a cd because it stands for compact disc

its called a dvd because it stands for digital versatile disc

it’s called a blu ray because it stands for blue ray

it’s called a cassette because that’s what it’s called

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

pranking my horse by feeding it a chicken bullion cube rather than one of sugar

"The word pandemonium was coined by John Milton as the name for the Parliament of Hell" is an all-timer etymology. Oh yeah did you hear that Mrs Higgins's dogs got loose at the village fête? It was like a vast golden edifice in which fallen angels debate their strategies for vengeance against god, yeah.

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

A great piece of advice I've seen is "Don't fixate about what the character would never do. Think about the circumstances that would drive them to do this, even if they wouldn't normally."