im 9 years old and i work for nintendo

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

youre listening to killed with a brick FM

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

I get the historical reasons for it but it's still wild to me that "[Person name] and the [nouns]" used to be such a common band name pattern. If I was forming a pop/rock band in the 50's/60's and the singer/band leader/most famous member proposed calling ourselves that I'd try to convince everyone else to beat him up together.

I am home from work and I am pooping on the toilet now

bad post guys

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly