im 9 years old and i work for nintendo

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

i think it would do a lot of people good to remember that Mormons are white supremacists, no nuance, no debate, no arguing how they've gotten "more diverse", their whole belief system is fundamentally rooted in white supremacist ideals

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

Reading about an arsenic murder case in which probably a daughter killed her mom with poisoned clam chowder but she was acquitted because the defense were like “can you prove that ANYONE wouldn’t die after eating takeout clam chowder delivered by children in August? In 1896?” and the jury were like no yeah fair point I too have had clam chowder stomach

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

im small does anyone want to be nice to me

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.