cat bitch

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

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Please stop he is drowning…..

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cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

accidentally opened a fandom wiki in a browser without an ad blocker, i can taste blood in my mouth

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website