Mankind. Be Vigilant. I love you.

This picture is clearly very modern so why does it look like its from 2008 and been passed meme sites for decades?

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

yeah dude the bubble is gonna burst any minute now and all the bad guys will lose everything and cry and walk into the ocean to pass on to the bowels of hell with guns to their heads and the meek shall inherit the earth as we were promised. and the best part is? we don't even have to do anything it will automatically happen by itself. and its totally going to happen any day now. yes i've been saying this for 6 straight years but i know it's coming and i literally don't have to do anything :)

I can see people’s auras but I don’t believe in that stuff so I just ignore it

went to a clothing shop while picking up a laptop and they had to audacity to advertise larger sizes *online*. it is explicit policy to exclude me from their public store and relegate my shopping experience to my house. i want to kill

This. Please. Whether I'm avoiding spoilers for a show or people promoting eating disorders, if I block a tag it means I don't want to see it. Spell your fucking tags properly.

WE SAY SHIT HERE SIR

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?