Mankind. Be Vigilant. I love you.

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

why is this shitty post getting so many notes... do the morsels cause the notes?

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

i made a grilled cheese with one slice of cheddar and one slice of provolone. next time i make one i am also going to put a little strawberry jelly on it and see if it's good. yes im high

do this.

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason