I love having free will because one night you're watching another unstable update with your bestie the other. Wemmbda.
Sillied extremely hard with @1000screaminggamzees. The Silda multiverse is expanding rapidly.
Claire Keane
Today's Document

pixel skylines

shark vs the universe

#extradirty

Kaledo Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
Show & Tell
Peter Solarz

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Product Placement
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
Mike Driver
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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@1000screaminggamzees
I love having free will because one night you're watching another unstable update with your bestie the other. Wemmbda.
Sillied extremely hard with @1000screaminggamzees. The Silda multiverse is expanding rapidly.

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a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian
words we ought to say more often:
apocryphal
anatine
wherewithal
grotto
umstroke
posthaste
superlative
beastmode
fuck OFF. WHO ASKED FOR THY OPINION
crepuscular
peripatetic
apropos
effervescent
taciturn
According to Andy Weir's Eridian biology document, Eridians are better multitaskers than humans will ever be, but the trade off is they're physically incapable of locking in. SO funny to me. Yes this species can build a diorama while simultaneously blitzing through mathematics equations and also partaking in intense gossiping, but they cannot do any of those things for longer than, like, half an hour without going crazy. Species of supercomputers cursed with the TikTok attention span.
Rocky mocks Grace when he says that Rocky is distracting him by starting complex conversations while he's Trying To Do Science. "Human brain have to stop activity just because talking question? Useless! One track mind!"
Then Grace is on hour six of his "trying to recreate skittles" hyperfocus and Rocky is like What The Fuck. Statement.
Yeah human brains can only do a single very consuming task at a time but it can do it for a very long time. The one track in our one track minds spans multiple countries. Persistence predators, babey.

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Making This Posts Poll because. I can
What is your experience with blood magic?
I perform blood magic fairly regularly
I've tried it and don't see the big deal
I've tried it, but never again
I've wanted to try it but I'm too scared
I'm learning about it and plan to try it when I'm ready for it
I will never, ever try blood magic; it's too dangerous
Someone used blood magic against me
now reblog if you think your mom's a dumb bitch
WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me
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I keep hearing “grace wears science pun shirts to break the ice with his students” “aww grace wears those shirts to make science more interesting to kids”. Bullshit dude, in all of the classroom scenes he’s wearing business casual. His dumbass science shirts are for the love of the game and nothing else

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yeah this is a good game
the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.
Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.
Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures
Ah feel 'sif an Odyssian task is basically a poor sod mid ADHD
A Pandorean task - just the act of starting it unleashes all manner of disasters.
damoclean task: the thing you've been putting off long enough that it becomes a constantly hanging doom over your head
pyrrhic task: you can get it done but it's going to cost you
medean task: you can get it done and you don't care what it costs you
dionysian task: task that might not be -better- if you do it drunk, but -will- definitely be more fun
hegelochic task: it was a simple job, but your name will be recorded in the annals of history for how impressively you fucked it up
task of theseus: a project for which the parameters have changed so many times that you're not sure it IS still the same task
gordian task: ok technically there Is a Right Way to do this but it's going to be fiddly and awful and take forever and what if. what if you just said fuck it. and started slicing
i misspell genus pernis a lot
When you’re birdwatching and you suddenly spot a honey buzzard
If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.
This picture is NOT CUTE
they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot
Cops are here.
Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot
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Binary folks: What's the non-binary equivalent for yaoi/yuri? yaori?
Me: We have trixic (enby/women), toric (enby/men), enbian (enby/enby), and diamoric (enby/anyone). Please don't use yaori to refer to diamoric ships as it is not a word that came from the QL scene like yaoi and yuri did and was made up by people who don't know anything about QL and is just butchering a language.
Binary folks: Um AcTuAlLy [insert whatever bs excuse to not use non-binary centric terms for nonbinary ships]
Why do people have such an issue with non-binary terminology? We have our own words USE THEM!!!
this is exorsexism
I've never heard of these terms before! As a nonbinary person who looks to date other enbies, enbian or diamoric will now be added into my lexicon!