Mankind. Be Vigilant. I love you.

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

This is a good idea!

"Have your employers told you to ask me about my genitals? Because that's a terrible thing to do to you. But I'm not going to tell you about my private parts. Because they're private. I'm sure you understand."

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

honey he has a fish for a head

So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?

You're not wrong, but also anthropomorphic animal character designs are often drawn with the same attractiveness standards in mind as human character designs are. Like. Do we ever see Cobra Bubbles shirtless? Bc he can't be much less beefy than Captain Gantu is. And racism in media audiences being what it is, I bet Karen and Daryl rate Captain Gantu the more attractive of the two. See also the dog man and cat lady in Disney Treasure Planet and the entirety of Disney Robin Hood.

ID: sticker that says “the world needs trans women more than it needs another unhappy good man. Be soft, be a girl, we’re waiting for you.” End ID

have you guys seen gas prices right now. jesus. its a good day to be able to shoot ropes from your wrists and swing around to places using those ropes like tarzan

Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

ok but what is she running on