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wow i can’t believe that insane france vs england match was the last match of the world cup and we won’t have any more world cup matches for four years wow

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

not two minutes into Galavant and they rhyme "adventure" with "butt-clencher" and that's all you need to know about the show

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal