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"Beess Rooz (20 din) beat gay, Aor is phool par Shabnam ki Ek bond nai pardi" Hazrat Safiha ne muskraty hwe apny Daey hath (right hand) ka ishara apni Phudi ki taraf kia. Hazrat Muhammad SAW jo Masjid ki Chitai par bethy thy apni BV Umhat Ul Mominn (Muslim nation ki maa) ko dekh kar chonky magar khud ko sambhal kar apny honto ko cherty hwe boly.

"Asalam o Alikum Safiha... Aap aaj yaha?"

Hazrat Safiha ne apna Abaya zara uthaya aor Nabi e Pak SAW k sath beth gai aor kaha

"Ana hi Parda... pora Din Aap Rozy main Guzar dety hain aor Raat bhar Ayesha k sath rehty hain. Yun Malom hota hai k aap is naa cheez ko bhol hi gay hain" Hazrat Safiha ne apna Abaya ko uthaya niche un ki clean phodi Hazrat Muhammad SAW ko nazar ai. Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne foran se Hazrat Safiha ka Abaya nichy kia aor kaha

"Yeh kya kar Rahi ho Ramzan ka Mahina hai. Aap ko to Malom hai Rozy main khany piny k sath sath chodny ki bhi mamanat (mana kia gya) hai.

Hazrat Safiha ne thora Gusy wala mun banaya. (Hazrat Safiha gusy main bhot cute lag rhi thi) aor kaha

"Acha Ramzan main Chodny se bhi Manna kia hai... par Roz Raat Ayesha k hujry (ghar) main kya lany jaty ho?"

Hazrat Muhammad SAW thora sambhal kar bethy aor Hazrat Safiha ko dekha un k chehry par saf jalan k asar nazar arhy thy. Magar in k sath wo gusy main bhot cute lag rhi thi. Jisy dekh kar Hazrat Muhammad SAW muskra uthy.

"Ary begum aap to janti hai Hazrat Ayesha abhi bachi hai. Janta hn un se mera Nikha hwa hai aor ab wo bhi meri Zuja E Hiyat (BV) hain. Magar phli bat to yeh k Us se Shadi Apny Dost Hazrat Abu Bakar ki waja se ki (note: readers agar aap Hazrat Ayesha se Nabi Kareem ki Shadi ki waja janna chaty hai to meri last story jo 2 din phely post ki hai woh parh lay us main reson main ne btaya hai) Aor dosri bat wo abhi choti Bachi hai."

Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne Hazrat Safiha se kaha aor Hazrat Safiha k ruksar (cheeks) ko pyar se chhowa.

"Han Janti hn wo bachi hai aor sath hi sath janti hn k seal pack phodi bhi hai us ki, aor nabi k harami Lun ko bhi janti hn, we seal pack phodi ka diwana hai." Hazrat Safiha ne Hazrat Muhammad SAW k lun ko touch kia jo Hazrat Ayesha ki seal pack phudi ka sun kar kharda ho gya tha. Hazrat Muhammad SAW muskray aor apna hath agy bardha kar Hazrat Safiha ki phudi ko Abaya k under se touch kia aor kaha.

"Lagta hai 20 roz ki garmi aaj aag bun choki hai." Hazrat Safiha ne Hazrat Muhammad SAW ka hath pechy kia aor kaha

"Uff hath hatay Ramzan chal rha hai"

Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne muskra kar kaha "meri jaan janta hn Ramzan chal rha hai magar chodai Rozy main Mana hai aor Roza Magrib k waqat iftar ho choka hai. Ab to chood hi sakta hn"

Hazrat Safiha muskrai aor kaha "sach...? Phir to ruko main Tyar ho kar ati hn aaj bhaly hi "layla tul Qadar ho" (ba barkat raat is raat ibadat ki jati hai) par main chahati hn k aap mje full gandi gandi galia de kar choday bas main washroom se ho kar ai" Hazrat Safiha uthi aor masjid k washroom main chali gai. Pichy se Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne ahista awaz se khud se kaha. "Yeh sali sai islami randi hai"

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Qareeban 10 min bad Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne kaha

"Islami Randi aa bhi jaa q Mery Lun ko tarsa rhi hai"

Phir kuch der bad Itakaf waly room ka darwaza khulla, Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne dekha chehry par nikab aor pory badan par abaya aor magar abaya full skin tight tha.

Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne kaha

"Islami Randi main ne to socha to sali full nangi aye gi?"

"Kya??? Main nangi?"

Hazrat Muhammad SAW: han sali Islami Randi ab darama na kar pas aa aor is saff par (wo jagah jaha khardy ho kar Namaz pardhty hain) gutno k bal beth.

"Ary ab waha kya khardi kar rhi hai aa sali" Hazrat Muhammad SAW agy bardh kar us ka hath pakardty hai aor Gutno k bal usy bethtaty hain aor apna lun nikal kar just us k honto se hijab utha kar us ka mun chodny lagty hai.

"Sali teray hont kitny rasilay hain... ahhh ufff aor teri zuban sali mery yani Nabi k Lun par kya qatilana war karrhi hai" Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne kaha aor phir pechy se us ka sar pakard kar zor zor se us ka mun chodny laga.

10 min k bad Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne usy uthaya aor saf (namaz pardhny wali jaga) par thorda jhukq kar bilkul namaz main Raqu ki tarha jukha kar us ka abaya pichy se uthaya aor us ki mulim gand par zor se thaprad mara jis se us ki halki si chekh nikli

"Sali ab q chilati hai to hi to chahati thi yeh" Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne kaha aor phir us ki phudi pichy khardy ho kar kholi aor apna lun us ki phudi main ek hi jhatky main daal dia. Aor phir zor zor se chodny lagy.

"Sali teri phudi to bhot tight ho gai hai... hala k just 20 din hi to hwe hai tojy bina chody k" Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne kaha aor apna lun us ki phodi main under bahir karty rhy. Har jhatky k stah Hazrat Muhammad SAW ki speed bhi teez hoti rhi aor bhot zor ki chusai masjid main hoti rhi.

Phir 20 min k bad nabi ne lun bahir nikala phudi se aor apna sara spirm gand par gira dia.

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Hazrat Muhammad: Raat kafi ho choki hai ao main tmhy ghar tak chhord deta hn. Apna abaya drust kar lo.

Us ne sar han main hilaya aor apna abaya drust kia aor nabi kareem ka cum apny abay se hat se saff kia.

Nabi kareem muskray aor us ki ungli ko apny hath se pakrd kar chat kar saf ki.

Phir dono masjid se bahir tareekhi (andehry) main chalny lagy.

"Sahi Bukhari hadees No 2o35"

Rasty main 2 sahabi (2 admi, sahabi matlab nabi kareem k sathi jinho ne Hazrat Muhammad SAW ko nabi mana aor unhy dekha ho) khardy thy. Jeay hi unho ne dekha k Hazrat Muhammad SAW kisi aorat k sath arhy hain unho ne foran se chalna shro kar dia Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne kaha " Ruko Teaz mat chalo, idhar mery Pass ao (wo loag Nabi SAW k pas aye) yeh meri BV Hazrat Safiha hai koi ger Aorat nai"

Un dono ne kaha " Subhan Allah, (yani Allah pak hai) kya ham aap par shak kar sakty hain..?" Hazrat Muhammad SAW ne kaha "shaitan insan k jisam main esy ghomta hai jeay Khoon. Mje dar tha k Shaitan tmhy mery (nabi) k bary main waswsa dila sakta hai, is lye main qasam khata hn

"Allah ki qasam yeh meri BV hai mery sath"

("Ary yar inho ne Qasam kasam Q kha li")

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Phir kuch door jaa kar us ne kaha.

"Ji aab mje ijazat de Nabi kareem SAW"

Hazrat Muhammad SAW: ary yeh to Fatima (nabi ki beti) ka hujra (ghar) hai tmhara hujra (ghar) to agy hai

Us ne kaha "JI ABBA HAZOOR YEH FATIMA YANI MERA HI HUJRA HAI" aor yeh keh kar Fatima RA nabi ki beti under chali gai.

Hazrat Muhammad SAW wahi khardy rhy mano unhy 440 wat ka jhatka laga ho

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Back then jab Hazrat Safiha masjid k washroom gai thi to jesy hi Hazrat Safiha ne apna abaya utara to un ko periods aa gay

"Hay meri boti kismat periods bhi abhi any thy Allah Allah kar k to Nabi mje chodny k lye many thy."

Usi waqat Hazrat Fatima masjid ai

"Asalam o Alikum Safiha maa Abu kaha hai?"