last night my teeth fell out like ivory typewriter keys

INTERNET ARCHIVE DOWN AND I WAS WATCHING A MOVIE AND IT JUST GOT REALLY TRANSGENDER NOOOOOO

main character yelled that she wanted to be a hot tokyo man in her (?) next life and the server crashed smh

if you get in a car and gerard is behind the wheel… check that insurance policy and keep a personal injury attorney on retainer…

@mjshortformcjesus crash

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

my stomach always hurts because i am Evil

i’m bisexual, i hate my dad, my car is dented to hell, all of my friends have ADHD, i correct people when they pronounce pho wrong, and my phone is always at 20%

war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all

hideo kojima