last night my teeth fell out like ivory typewriter keys

i think we should give Jane Schoenbrun a bunch of money to make The Pink Opaque a real show

i think we should give Jane Schoenbrun a bunch of money to make The Pink Opaque a real show

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

the secret benefit of a huge pile of laundry in the far corner of your room is that you can throw your phone full force and it wont get damaged.

this and also yourself. free fainting couch right there. you got a bunch of laundry on the floor why? bc ur executive functioning levels r low? sounds like you need a nap on the floor. you will surely not regret nap on bedroom floor atop a pile of clothing. sounds like getting to your bed is too much work. it's a self fulfilling tool it's only here when i need it most. said the girl who hasn't had a clean bedroom floor in her entire memory.

truuuuue