last night my teeth fell out like ivory typewriter keys

to make it more lynchian can't you read

if i was a famous musician i would schedule tour dates in los angeles and then cancel them last minute. and i would do that every single tour. the people of los angeles have had it too good for too long.

and san fransisco and sacramento any of that big city california bullshit YOU HAD YOUR TURN. it's madawaska maine's time to shine

can we bring back the bisexual throuples from classic movie musicals maybe i think we should bring that back

Rare upside to being a lesbian in academia researching lesbian literature is that nobody in academia says girlkisser or wuhluhwuh

why do people think that old movies are boring this is literally fun