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im mj/mandible/morty !! music enjoyer and avid cinephile 👍👍 it/ae

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i love rpf and being transgender!!

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this station is bringing me ZERO degrees of spiritual serendipity

someone slain the airport bus

daisyofwaterdeep

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

wait throwback to this morning when i passed by a store that was advertising shrooms and scooby snacks. made me wish i was legal

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i need you all to go to your nearest lesbian and give them all your mony now

#@ my boss

heartseeker

me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it

lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief

me listening to music in my native language and not understanding a word of it

if love is a serum for its own disease you better not touch me im soft i’ll bruise !!!!!!

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HEARTWARMING: niche as fuck album nobody in history has ever given a shit about your online friend recommended is actually great

#thank you henry allergies is saving me rn

mjshortformcjesus

why are there so many movies about plants that kill you

sunnysideggs

ur not gonna believe something about so many real actual irl plants dude

mjshortformcjesus

i shouldve said sentient but alas…

#10k post waiting to happen. i can feel it.#< don say that:..

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i want to watch the killer condom tonight but lowkey i have to do all my summer reading tomorrow and i have work monday #fuckedupandevil

mjshortformcjesus

why are there so many movies about plants that kill you

sunnysideggs

ur not gonna believe something about so many real actual irl plants dude

mjshortformcjesus

i shouldve said sentient but alas…

sunnysideggs

this guy doesnt know ab the real actual irl sentient plants...

mjshortformcjesus

whar….

ive only watched 4 movies rhis month ☹️☹️

mjshortformcjesus

why are there so many movies about plants that kill you

sunnysideggs

ur not gonna believe something about so many real actual irl plants dude

mjshortformcjesus

i shouldve said sentient but alas…

why are there so many movies about plants that kill you

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there are actually more steve bush photos from the essential bop days… that would be him on the far left awwwww

#wow…… computer play allergies NOW!!!

i like how they call him jon archivist can you guys call me mj archivist because i am mj and i am also an archivist

#bad post but im sleepy and also very not sleepy because when the plane landed i thought we were crashing

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