last night my teeth fell out like ivory typewriter keys @mjshortformcjesus - Tumblr Blog

im mj/mandible/morty !! music enjoyer and avid cinephile 👍👍 it/ae

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i love rpf and being transgender!!

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why are there no dates on anything

#PMO!!!!!!

its the two pm headache

mjshortformcjesus

this guy died when i was one year old and the case only closed last year and now its my problem

mjshortformcjesus

i stand corrected he wrote his will (WHICH SUCKS ABSOLUTE ASS) when i was one year old and died when i was five im still angry

dogboycarriebrownstein

jobs and chores and school were invented to prevent Tumblr users from blogging about rpf 12 hours out of the day

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gaytommykinard

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

this guy died when i was one year old and the case only closed last year and now its my problem

#wait lemme find his death certificate i want to know how he died

the-quasar-hero

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

the office scanner HATES ME!!!

#i have tried to scan the same files like five times today and every time it doesnt work like oh my god

ive done fuck all the whole day but its ok. bc this file is evil

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anywhoozles

i hate these people why is your file open for ten entire years

is there no regular rope why is it hair or silk why are there no other options

#disney could NEVER

office scanner just killed all my fucking documents that i just spent forver sorting and now im gonna have to resort them and rescan them 🫩🫩

#at least i have shelley duvall

the crowns in this show are such bullshit what are these..

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release-the-sheep

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

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I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

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