last night my teeth fell out like ivory typewriter keys

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

the big thing about colours that most people forget as they grow up is that they are actually really nice to look at if they're good

three inch nails: i want to fuck you like one third of an animal