last night my teeth fell out like ivory typewriter keys

do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

I hate that if you've ever been through psychosis you are expected to literally never talk about it just because it freaks other people out

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

i need to stop sayinh midnight meat murdered its not funny im sorry clive barker

i changed my mind. guards! have this man midnight meat murdered!!!!!i dont like him