i'm a haunted house

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

Except for metal, in my opinion.

GUARDS put this fool in a scary room

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

Real Rashid put the strip club buffet lobster tail DOWN!!!

it'd be so funny if the Stein photos were put there by Rashid, not because Talamasca told him to, but for his own beef with the couple. this man deserves to mess with loumand as much as he wants lbr