god is dead, but i'll see what i can do.

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

aroace nonbinary people you are everything to me. shout out to the bitches who just said "nah i'm not doing any of that"

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!

are they hydrogen or helium

oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.

ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there

…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???

im an astrophysicist

but but, science is science?!

and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts

y'know I never gave much credence to the theories that Thjazi's spirit was literally tied to Julien's shadow curse, but I will admit, in light of recent information, it is by far the funniest answer to "where in the afterlife is Thjazi Fang?"

The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

World Heritage Post

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!