FoxGails Unlimited

saw a tiktok the other day where a cis woman, clearly very irritated, addressed people whining "why can't we criticize trans women?" by saying "because they're being killed. discourse is a privilege, we can have discourse when they're not being killed."

hi sorry but that behavior u did made me rly uncomfortable bc ive decided it carries sinister intentions & i dont like ur vibe & i amgoing to kill u. please apologize to me promptly ^_^

I hope I'm not only an insane feminist to you ladies but also a hung bassist

when she asks you to treat her like a plushie so you pour milk onto her and suck it back out and she's sopping wet all the time and you throw her at the wall and she makes a loud thud

Playing a Persona game where they force you to be male is a perfect simulator for the boymoder experience because guys act way too familiar with you and girls all keep their distance and everybody expects you to be a pervert and you just wanna get through the fucking day so you can rank up your social links and kill shadows and mothman is there

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

The thing is that grabbing penis and balls is literally just fun. Not even for sexual reasons, it's just a pleasing tactile experience. We should normalize just kind of honking your friend's hog like a stim toy in a non-sexual way.

groping around for my vape in the dark and I brush up against the tilt rod fuse of the Type 84 anti-tank mine I keep in the bed, killing myself and my wife instantly

*so horny i can barely stand* so you’re telling me this perverted lesbian necromancer can bring people back to life as “living dolls” without any memories or will, as blank slates to be used as their owner pleases?