FoxGails Unlimited

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

The thing is that grabbing penis and balls is literally just fun. Not even for sexual reasons, it's just a pleasing tactile experience. We should normalize just kind of honking your friend's hog like a stim toy in a non-sexual way.

groping around for my vape in the dark and I brush up against the tilt rod fuse of the Type 84 anti-tank mine I keep in the bed, killing myself and my wife instantly

*so horny i can barely stand* so you’re telling me this perverted lesbian necromancer can bring people back to life as “living dolls” without any memories or will, as blank slates to be used as their owner pleases?

the princess would like to add you on discord and rarely speak to you

has anyone figured out how to say "no" to little sisters yet

not allowed

norp i dont like dat

derp pussy is ruining my life

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all