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in every columbo episode there's some scene where he sets up some little trick that he suspects the murderer used and he's like "gee isn't that interesting? you know technology has come so far, you can do so many crazy things with it these days, it's really amazing" and then the murderer is like "you know lieutenant you really are a sick sick freak but somehow i almost kind of like you in this disgusting twisted kind of way"

trying for a child with you for months and the pregnancy test finally comes back positive. we're overjoyed and spend the night celebrating. we go to bed afterwards. you wake up and im gone. ive blocked you on everything. you never see me again. i abort the child and charge it to your debit card. i hate you.

its okau for a girl to wack you with her awesome tail + its cute

dude why is your cutie mark a cigarette burn & we arent horses

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars

a good job from a girl with big prouds of you

I bet it would feel good as fuck to be a foxgirl and have your gf brush your fluffy tail

sex is straight up the least interesting part of sex