I'm me, no biggy

Godamnit this has me cr y in g

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

21 days away from 2020, folks.

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

This is art at its finest

one week to 2020 dudes

I’m so done

Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro

But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there

NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.

This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it

Damn you

This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.

Is this fucking number discourse

Do you have an issue with that?

The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.

Uhh I’m sorry the what

Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I don’t have enough brain cells for this

I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and she’s shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!

This is the longest post but yall forgot 6

And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.

This post should be illegal

Welcome to the motherfucking internet, get this mess back on my blog, it got better.

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

Best duo.

wild west was 1865-1895 and samurai were abolished in 1868 so there could be a movie taking place in 1866 about a cowboy and a samurai taking on the frontier together that would be historically accurate

hOLY SHIT

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

What the fuck guys

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

BugBears are legit.

can we not

Heh… that depends… what’s on the list

That’s actually not a terrible entry to thirst after. I mean, you could technically count it as necrophilia, but its consensual necrophilia, so you do you.

What the fuck

Of all the reblogs and additions to this post, this is the one you’re shocked by?

Consensual necrophilia is not a phrase I thought I’d hear. Then again this is tumblr, so maybe that’s on me

I am absolutely here for the immortal undead lesbians

IS IT STILL NECROPHILIA IF YOU’RE DEAD TOO??

I don’t think so?

Ok next topic is a dragon and a human beastiality for the dragon?

both are sentient, so its just interspecies sex.

…I am now reminded of that argument I got into about whether or not a half-dragon would have a cloaca.

This post is an entire dungeon of bad decisions at this point

I think you mean legendary decisions

11 approaching 12 thousand

Fuck you’re right

ok but can we just talk about abberations cuz like they’re intelligent and adults but their minds are inscrutable to humans. so like does that mean you can consent to sex with them? cuz you’re on wayyyy different levels of intelligence? but also they’re an adult with the capacity to give and understand consent? but could a normal sentient’s mind comprehend consenting to sex with them? help me out here i’m confused.

If both parties are sentient, its just interspecies sex, stop trying to overcomplicate things. Just because one species is better at calculus does not complicate the less intelligent species’ capacity for consent.

true but in most fiction an abberation’s mind functions in a completely different way from a non-abberation. essentially what i meant to point out was the potential issue of blue and orange morality

honestly? i was drunk out of my mind both times i saw this post. also you make a very good point and are correct that flavors of sentience aside, as long as both parties are sentient and consent it’s fine. i apologize for drunk me’s ramblings.

… you get philosophically argumentative when you’re drunk? Thats a mood, my friend

what even is this post

Not sure. I lost it somewhere and I’m not sure where. Did it change from one subject to another or is it just me not understanding?

D&D logic & arguments

this post is a disaster and a tragedy and the essence of both D&D and Tumblr, what do y’all want from me

I’m reblogging this legendary post not because I have something to contribute (if it can be said on this subject, it already has been), but because I want to be part of its vast and enduring legacy.

No your fame is now eternal and I shall repost this every year.

Well shit

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

What the fuck guys

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

BugBears are legit.

can we not

Heh… that depends… what’s on the list

That’s actually not a terrible entry to thirst after. I mean, you could technically count it as necrophilia, but its consensual necrophilia, so you do you.

What the fuck

Of all the reblogs and additions to this post, this is the one you’re shocked by?

Consensual necrophilia is not a phrase I thought I’d hear. Then again this is tumblr, so maybe that’s on me

I am absolutely here for the immortal undead lesbians

IS IT STILL NECROPHILIA IF YOU’RE DEAD TOO??

I don’t think so?

Ok next topic is a dragon and a human beastiality for the dragon?

both are sentient, so its just interspecies sex.

…I am now reminded of that argument I got into about whether or not a half-dragon would have a cloaca.

This post is an entire dungeon of bad decisions at this point

I think you mean legendary decisions

11 approaching 12 thousand

Fuck you’re right

ok but can we just talk about abberations cuz like they’re intelligent and adults but their minds are inscrutable to humans. so like does that mean you can consent to sex with them? cuz you’re on wayyyy different levels of intelligence? but also they’re an adult with the capacity to give and understand consent? but could a normal sentient’s mind comprehend consenting to sex with them? help me out here i’m confused.

If both parties are sentient, its just interspecies sex, stop trying to overcomplicate things. Just because one species is better at calculus does not complicate the less intelligent species’ capacity for consent.

true but in most fiction an abberation’s mind functions in a completely different way from a non-abberation. essentially what i meant to point out was the potential issue of blue and orange morality

honestly? i was drunk out of my mind both times i saw this post. also you make a very good point and are correct that flavors of sentience aside, as long as both parties are sentient and consent it’s fine. i apologize for drunk me’s ramblings.

… you get philosophically argumentative when you’re drunk? Thats a mood, my friend

what even is this post

Not sure. I lost it somewhere and I’m not sure where. Did it change from one subject to another or is it just me not understanding?

D&D logic & arguments

this post is a disaster and a tragedy and the essence of both D&D and Tumblr, what do y’all want from me

I’m reblogging this legendary post not because I have something to contribute (if it can be said on this subject, it already has been), but because I want to be part of its vast and enduring legacy.

No your fame is now eternal and I shall repost this every year.

Well shit

Gervais unleashed

Babie’s first entitled commissioner

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?

Because I posted it about 90 seconds ago, calm down.

if you lived your life never realizing until now some desks are in fact designed to be right handed then bonus revelation to how privilege works

We’re also more likely to die in industrial accidents because all the machines have been built for right handers. Use that in your metephor as you will.

THE BEGINNINGS OF KAWAII

so are you telling me that Japan’s punk phase was really the kawaii phase

Yep. Kawaii has a lot in common with punk when you think about it. Fun quirk in cultures.

I'm gonna design an RPG with the same attention to detail given to wearing a cool outfit that most RPGs give to optimizing your stats

God I love this artstyle

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

This always gets a reblog.