thy dungeon gal (non US citizen mode)

New post, gonna use this to document my journey as a trans woman

Going to the store

*trying to flirt with glasses girl* hey girl do the windows match the frames. Do the curtains match the windows. Does the glasses match the girl.

your adventuring buddy is like "here I got a fairy in this cage in case we need healing" and you're like "WOAH what are you doing you cant be pissing off fairies" and they go no look and the fairy is in the cage blushing and giggling and going noooo im so tiny and helplessssss

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

You're not to old to start your project. Väinämöinen was already an old man when he first set his feet upon the surface of a sea-encircled island in a region bare of forest.

"D&D character" has been so culturally autocannibalized it effectively only exists as an erotic taxa. It's like "Sexy nurse" or "pool boy". A commedia whose purpose is to lubricate the shy. Which like. I have no strong opinion of.

[pointing, holding a sandwich in my other hand, mouth full] Erotic abstraction!

i don't really like it when western mythological terms are applied haphazardly to essentially unrelated ideas. this is a completely lost battle but a lóng is really not a dragon, it is its own thing with only surface level similarities

i especially dislike many works that try to fold all sorts of different mythologies into a single consistent schema because they tend to heavily privilege western conceptions in doing so- see 'dragonology' books twisting basically every mythical reptilian under the sun into the mould of 'a species of dragon', implicitly centring the beowulf-style firebreather as the default from which all other mythologies derive, or basically anything that does worldwide vampire bloodlines

relatedly a qílín is not a unicorn, a fènghuáng is not a phoenix, and a jiāngshī is not a vampire, and it can impede understanding when they're approached from the standpoint of being the 'chinese version' of these concepts from western myth

wow this pizza is great it's so good it's unreal *remembers the unreal engine is dogshit* I mean uh it's Source how good this pizza is

say what you will about john mcafee (and you should.) but that guy could fucking post