Coffee and Cartoons

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

homura soft resets the timeline to get a shiny madoka

Now imagine a girl with swirly insane person glasses

The occupation bombed my friend's house while he was still inside, and though he survived, he has been waiting for medical evacuation for years. In this time, he has been without adequate shelter, food, clean water, or consistent access to medications to manage his disability. His conditions have gotten more severe the longer he is forced to endure these genocidal conditions. Fadel has developed severe anemia requiring frequent hospitalization, and his medications now cost $800 a month, not including pain relief.

My friends, I do not want to go back to the multiple fainting spells I have experienced. Pleas.e stand by me and h@lp me to b.u.y my medicin.e urgentl.y. Please do not leave me in this predicament.

my knight dramatically threw his gauntlet to challenge someone to a duel and i had to go pick it back up because he only has the one pair. really embarassing tbh

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.