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*theoretical

apologies

You good, praise be the ponytail may it bring you health and happiness!

checkmate atheists

Ponytail's worth is not measured in the volume of hair.

More hostile version of this exchange happens later between Fulgrim and Dorn.

Call it harem and they'll suddenly hate it.

Funnily enough poly has its place in harem anime, like in 100 Kanojo.

I know. I just think they don't like the term "harem".

Call it harem and they'll suddenly hate it.

The Stand User could be anyone in that photo!

But... Elves have many uses... Why kill them?

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen