This Is Not The Dungeon of Good Decisions

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

What the fuck guys

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

BugBears are legit.

can we not

Heh… that depends… what’s on the list

That’s actually not a terrible entry to thirst after. I mean, you could technically count it as necrophilia, but its consensual necrophilia, so you do you.

What the fuck

Of all the reblogs and additions to this post, this is the one you’re shocked by?

Consensual necrophilia is not a phrase I thought I’d hear. Then again this is tumblr, so maybe that’s on me

I am absolutely here for the immortal undead lesbians

IS IT STILL NECROPHILIA IF YOU’RE DEAD TOO??

I don’t think so?

Ok next topic is a dragon and a human beastiality for the dragon?

both are sentient, so its just interspecies sex.

…I am now reminded of that argument I got into about whether or not a half-dragon would have a cloaca.

This post is an entire dungeon of bad decisions at this point

I think you mean legendary decisions

11 approaching 12 thousand

Fuck you’re right

ok but can we just talk about abberations cuz like they’re intelligent and adults but their minds are inscrutable to humans. so like does that mean you can consent to sex with them? cuz you’re on wayyyy different levels of intelligence? but also they’re an adult with the capacity to give and understand consent? but could a normal sentient’s mind comprehend consenting to sex with them? help me out here i’m confused.

If both parties are sentient, its just interspecies sex, stop trying to overcomplicate things. Just because one species is better at calculus does not complicate the less intelligent species’ capacity for consent.

Can I just snuggle a clan of kobolds? No porking, just snuggles.

My friend, I would literally rather die than tell someone they can’t get some consensual snuggling

@dinodaim1

on the other hand what about plants.

How have all you fucks passed on the hot devil women???

Because theres no debate on them; if you’re sexually attracted to women or other feminine entities, you’re going to fuck the succubus.

With your help we can get it to 50k!

Should I blaze this post? It would be really funny if I blazed this post.

I like the alligator internal penis idea, actually!

This is all super fascinating and I love learning about these things, but I'm stuck on the collagen bungee penis. Like one of those snake-in-a-can pranks, but horny. Boing! It's my dick!

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

What the fuck guys

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

BugBears are legit.

can we not

Heh… that depends… what’s on the list

That’s actually not a terrible entry to thirst after. I mean, you could technically count it as necrophilia, but its consensual necrophilia, so you do you.

What the fuck

Of all the reblogs and additions to this post, this is the one you’re shocked by?

Consensual necrophilia is not a phrase I thought I’d hear. Then again this is tumblr, so maybe that’s on me

I am absolutely here for the immortal undead lesbians

IS IT STILL NECROPHILIA IF YOU’RE DEAD TOO??

I don’t think so?

Ok next topic is a dragon and a human beastiality for the dragon?

both are sentient, so its just interspecies sex.

…I am now reminded of that argument I got into about whether or not a half-dragon would have a cloaca.

I know this post is like five years old, but I just wanted to say that as of Baldur’s Gate 3 (subtitle: Horny in Faerûn) it is canon that dragonborn, at least, have penises and/or vaginas.

Well, damn. That’s kind of boring, not gonna lie.

Agreed

Not even hemipenes?

Not even hemipenes! So disappointing! Where's the diversity? Where's the Weird Lizard Genitals™️??