Let’s make tea
Tea
Water
Sugar
Honey
Milk/Cream
Lavender
Edible Glitter
Do it for him
Its time
Yep
⅓ cup water
5 ⅓ teaspoon half and half
17.5 teaspoons of edible glitter
2 tablespoons plus 0.85 teaspoons of lavender syrup
2 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon of honey
Only thing left to calculate is the tea itself
36 tea bags
Okay so in the end I was only able to steep 20 tea bags in intervals before I had to stop out of concern that I may stop getting water back
That being said I did lick the spoon clean that I used to mix it but I’m chalking it up to a brief tea induced moment of insanity since it is very bad tasting, I’m currently wondering if I can cook it into something so it doesn’t go to waste
I would like to suggest trying to make bread with it
You win
It’s in the oven now, it blends in with the pan it’s in
It changed colors in the oven
Admittedly this tastes way better than it did on its own, it’ll probably be palatable with jelly or something
The slice looks like a brownie
It honestly looked creepily like mostly cooked ground beef in person when I first cut into it
*asks tumblr to help make tea
*Tumblr makes bread instead
Sounds about right




















