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Renarin: And now, the six merry murderesses of the Roshar County Jail In their rendition of the Crem Block Tango

Everyone: He had it comin' He had it comin' He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same

Dalinar: You know how people have these little habits that get you down Like Gavilar Gavilar, he liked to have morals No, not morals, preaching So I came home this one day And I'm really irritated And I'm looking for a little bit o' sympathy And there's Gavilar lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and preachin' No, not preachin' patronisin' So, I said to him, I said "You tell me that one more time" And he did So I took the flamethrower off the wall And I fired two warning shots Into his city

Everyone: He had it comin' He had it comin' He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have heard it I betcha you would have done the same

Kasbal: I met Shallan Davar from Jah Keved about two years ago And he stold me she was single And we hit it off right away So, we started living together She'd go to the library, she'd come home I'd fix her some bread, we'd have dinner And then I found out "Single" she told me Single, my ass Not only was she Shallan Oh no, she had six personalities One of those Radiants, you know So that night when she came home from work I fixed her her bread as usual You know, some people just can't hold their arsenic

Everyone: He had it comin' He had it comin' He took a flower In its prime And then he used it And he abused it It was a murder But not a crime

Adolin: Now, I'm standing in the hallway Carvin' up a chicken for dinner Minding my own business In storms my rival Sadeas in a jealous rage "You been plottin' with the father, " he says He was crazy And he kept on screamin' "You been plottin' with the father" And then he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten times

Everyone: If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same!

Kaladin: Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakóm lefogta a ferjemet En meg Lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz En artatlan vagyok Nem tudom Mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg

Adolin: Yeah, but did you do it?

Kaladin: Uh uh, not guilty!

Odium: My brother, Tanavast and I had this double act And my wife, Cultivation traveled round with us Now, for the last number in our act We did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles Back flips, flip flops One right after the other So this one night before the show we are down at the Reishi Isles The three of us, boozin' Havin' a few laughs And we ran out of ice So I go out to get some I come back, open the door And there's Tanavast and Cultivation Doing number sixteen The spread chicken Well, I was in such a state of shock I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing It wasn't until later When I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead

Everyone: They had it comin' (they had it comin') They had it comin' (they had it comin') They had it comin' all along I didn't do it (she didn't do it) But if I'd done it (but if she'd done it) How could you tell me that I was wrong?They had it comin' (they had it comin') They had it comin' (they had it comin') They had it comin' all along (they took a flower in its prime) I didn't do it (and then they used it) But if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was wrong?

Szeth: I admired Taravangian More than I can possibly say He was a real artistic guy Sensitive, a creator But he was always trying to make me find myself He'd send me out every night looking for myself And on the way I found Gavilar

Hanavanar Azir’s Vizier and I I guess you could say I broke them up Because of artistic differences

They saw themselves as alive And I saw them dead

I want Kaladin to be chosen by a Ryshadium.

Big, huge, extra-intelligent horse. A monster among monsters. And it just. Keeps. Following him.

He flies across a river. It swims after him. He goes out in a highstorm to lose it. It finds him while he’s sleeping the next night. He runs up a mountain and finally, finally he get’s some peace and quiet.

Except he can’t stay on a random mountain forever, and when he comes down it’s there.

Currently reading: Deathcaster (Shattered Realms #4) by Cinda Williams Chima.