Feb 20
I haven't seen my favorite new stormlight meme on here yet, so I present r/cremposting's new meme, Pibu
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I haven't seen my favorite new stormlight meme on here yet, so I present r/cremposting's new meme, Pibu
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Renarin, used to simplifying everything for esteemed medical professionals: well yes, I have a severe blood weakness that makes me unfit for battle-
Kaladin, the random bridgeman covered in blood and dirt: well that’s just a colloquial term it sounds like you have idiopathic epilepsy
Kaladin: honestly what kind of storming idiot doesn’t know what epilepsy is
Renarin: how do you know that
Kaladin: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh………. field medicine.
Renarin: what. the fuck
The fun thing about Brandon Sanderson's magic systems is that, like ttrpg players, his characters are constantly trying to exploit the system in novel and insane ways.
What do I have to roll to get around the connection check on these metal minds?
I want to make a bond with the spirit without making any oaths. Just, like, as friends.
What if I fed the magic worms to a different kind of bird?
I'm going to use these deadly, explosive spores to make a gun, which is also deadly and explosive, so it shouldn't be that hard.
I'd like to put even more points into my rock stacking modifier. I want even a crit fail to count as a nat 106.
In the need for temporary escape from all the madness? Sandra got you covered. Why not throw yourself into the tempest of anguish, bravery and passion that is Rhythm of War (part 1)?Â
Since the volumes are way too thick for just one cover we follow Orion's example and just allow us double the fun for each book with these Sealed with a Kiss Editions.Â
typography as always by the immaculate @priscellie and illustration by me.
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Sons of Honor: Urithiru, it's out there.
Ghostbloods: We'll find our answers at Urithiru.
Jasnah Kholin: The answer to defeat the voidbringers will be found in Urithiru.
Shallan Davar: I will finish Jasnah's research, I will uncover Urithiru.
Szeth Son-son Vallano Truthless of Shinovar, atop the highest tower on Roshar: What up cremlings, itsyaboy the Assassin in White. Just chillin' atop Urithiru. Today we'll be pondering the moral implications of "following orders." The voices are getting louder.
The funniest love triangle in fiction happened in The Well of Ascension, the second Mistborn book, where Zane was like "[insert evil laugh here] I'm gonna torture my half-brother by making his girlfriend fall in love with me and force her to choose between us". Meanwhile Vin is just living her life and dealing with plot stuff and never gives any indication of harboring the barest romantic or even platonic feeling towards Zane, and when he finally makes his offer she's like "what the fuck dude of course I'm not picking you". The third point of the non-existent triangle, Elend, remains blissfully unaware of any of these events (including that he has a half-brother) because he's too busy dealing with other plot stuff. Anyway, kudos to Zane for inventing clowns in Scadrial