Chapters: 19/? Fandom: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kaladin (Stormlight Archive)/Original Female Character(s), 

Kaladin but like, industrial kinda… NIN and Jesus Loves Junkies was on repeat for this

Trent Reznor and Kaladin Stormblessed are best friends now (and yes, i caved and drew Kaladin interacting with my silly oc Morthil. What about it 🤨)

As requested by weevil anon. :)

You're trying out a fitness class at a local gym! But don't worry--you're not alone. You have a Cosmere character going with you, which I'm sure will make the whole experience better!

1. Kaladin

You: I'm....so....tired...can't...keep...going... Kaladin: No! You can't give up! Kaladin: Allow me to inspire you! Kaladin: [hefting 200-pound weights on each shoulder and jogging around the gym] You: ... You: I keep trying to say that makes it worse.

2. Kelsier

You: So...this fitness class is held at 2:00am, huh? Kelsier: Yup. You: Doesn't this gym close at 11pm? Kelsier: For everything but this fitness class, sure. You: And we get in through this alley and through that window? Kelsier: Yup. You: Are you...sure this is an actual fitness class? Kelsier: Oh it will be worth it, trust me! You: ... You: I have concerns. Kelsier: [smiles]

3. Steris

Steris: You've made such good progress! Just look at your log! You: Wow... At first I could only do 10 wall pushups... And now I'm doing 20 regular pushups! You: These graphs--they're so beautiful... So inspiring... I could look at them for hours... Steris: [Glancing at her watch] You have 30 more seconds before our next set. You: Who knew being organized was such a rush?

4. Yumi & Nikaro

Yumi: I think I LOVE dance aerobics! Yumi: One! Two! Three! Four! Aaaand spin! Nikaro: I-I feel like everyone is staring at me. You: Do you think it's the black hoodie and black sweatpants? Nikaro: ... Nikaro: You mean my mysterious and compelling athleisure? You: ... You: Forget I said anything.

5. Vivenna

Vivenna: ...You don't want to come with me to spin class anymore? Why? You: Because...6am is too early? Vivenna: That just shows you're serious! You: Because the spin instructor is honestly kinda mean? Vivenna: I think he means well! You: I also kinda hate cycling? Vivenna: Please! If you're not enjoying it, that means you're doing it right! You: ... Vivenna: What?

6. Lift

You: I'm surprised you wanted to join this aerobics class, Lift! Lift: I care about health. Lift: Now, let's go stand in the back so we can see all the butts! You: ... You: Okay, that tracks.

7. Vin & Elend

You: Thanks for coming to yoga with me but, uh.... You: Is Elend reading? Vin: Pretty hot, right? He can read and do yoga at the same time! You: ... You: During The Flying Crow, though? Isn't that showing off? Vin (fondly): Yeah. You: And, um, are you doing yoga with weights tied to your wrists and ankles? Vin: Yes? You: ... You: I might need to find different partners.

8. Sarene

You: Wow, I didn't realize this whole class was women? Sarene: Well, it didn't used to be. Sarene: But I keep inviting them. Sarene: The more women lift weights, the more they will be strong and confident and capable of not taking any shit. You: ... You: I think I'm falling in love with you?

9. Elhokar

You: Look, we can just join a differnet class. Elhokar: No! You: Or a different gym... Elkokar: Absolutely not! Elhokar: I know that Susan poked a hole my yoga ball on purpose, and we are NOT leaving this class until we PROVE it. You: You don't think maybe it's just that it was your dad's yoga ball and it's super old? Elhokar (ignoring you): I have my eye on you, Susan...

10. Lightsong

Summer time - the gang ✨🌺🌊🌴

It was very spontaneous couple of drawings but hey! Now they exist ✨ and honestly ? They all deserve a good summer vacation after all that -