I Miss The Aes Sedai Milfs

sexysideoftheforce -> targaryenfamilyorgy

-> dickingdownsolas -> randalthorstits

Wahhhh thinking abt the f/f disappointment in i the forgotten one vs me thinking the game isnt rly abt romance vs the fact that there is a little romance so why no f/f vs me rly like game anyway

I romanced Obren and I think he could have easily been one of those gender variant romances a lot of if books do so if you choose lesbian Obren is now a female knight and basically it’s all the same. Like if the marshal can be a woman I dont see why a knight couldnt be. It’s just one of those little things I think would have elevated the game even more(the military strategy is goated fr)

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

Convergent evolution.

Linguistic crab

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you

Reading comics is one of the worst things that can happen to you

Theyre always rebooting and relaunching and hurting me specifically

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE