I Miss The Aes Sedai Milfs

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in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

obsessed with scrolling through gore blogs and seeing angry texts posts like THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR PORN ADDICTED FREAKS1111!!! girl you are posting fresh seeping open wounds of dubious origin for fun i dont really know if you have room to talk in this situation.

Bro this coffee cake is lowkey cumming in my ass right now

I don't think so

*getting really defensive* I’m literally getting cummed in by it right now

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

been laying down a lot lately. nothing to offer anyone anywhere. busy

kind of love it when someone is given a position of power they don't want and instead of being all reluctantly noble and stepping up to bravely bear the burden they're an immature cunt about it

i don't mean competently evil. i don't mean they get tragically and sexily corrupted into becoming a suave, sensual dominator. i mean they recognise the illusion of choice and privelege that they've been collared with and regress to crying and throwing fits and sulking and indulging in petty cruelty like an overgrown child in the hope that someone "better" will decide they're unfit to rule and take it all away from them.

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"