If you want sense, you'll have to make it yourself

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

HAPPY BDAY, SAILOR MOON!

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

very much in the spirit of the Millennium Falcon held together with glup shitto glue

#perfect likeness #what a heap of junk (via @tarvek-sturmvoraus)

something something glass onion being set on a greek island, andi's full name being cassandra, like the trojan princess who prophesied the fall of troy, but whom no one ever listened to, and her sister being named helen, like the greek princess who actually ignited the war and brought about the fall of troy in the end