#roshar

CONTAINS SPOILERS

1. Stormlight Archive:

Of punching Elhokar in the face every time he does something stupid.

Of how Kaladin and Moash talked out, made upto each other and found a resolution for their conflict.

Of how Dalinar realised Evi was imprisoned in rathalas before setting the city on fire.

Of how Kaladin lived a peaceful and happy life with Tien and his parents, away from all the bullshit.

2. Mistborn:

of how Kelsier and the crew got to meet, swear at Kelsier and laugh together one last time after everything was resolved.

3. Harry Potter:

Of how Harry got to grow up with James, Lily, Sirius and Remus. Have a healthy childhood and a happy life.

Of how Ron was appreciated more by his mother and grows up secure and still best friends with Harry and Hermione

Of how Fred and George live a long life together and remembered forever in the wizarding world for their shop Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Of how Dolores Umbridge never makes it back alive after being carried away by the centaurs.

4. Lord of the Rings:

Of how the hobbits never got involved in the mess of the ring and of how Frodo and Sam lived a simple peaceful unscarred long and happy hobbit life.

Of how Faramir is loved and appreciated by Deneathor as much as Boromir.

Hemmingway's famous six-word short story ("For sale: baby shoes, never worn.") is well-known and as with all well-known things, has been memed. And today I shall do the same. By imagining the Cosmere versions of that story.

1. Origin: Roshar

Rock collection. Free to a good home.

2. Origin: Roshar

For sale: ten spears that went to war. Nine broken.

3. Origin: Nalthis

For sale: princess dresses (many of them), never worn.

4. Origin: Komashi

For sale: rock. Never stacked.

5. Origin: Roshar

For sale: commemorative "High King Dalinar" buttons, never used.

6. Origin: Roshar

For sale: Bridge 4 uniform. Oaths broken.

7. Origin: Roshar

Sale rescinded: Bridge 4 uniform. It's dyed black now. You wish you were me.

8. Origin: Sel

Not for sale: a king's soul. Seriously, guys. Stop trying to buy me off.

9. Origin: Roshar

For sale: stick, never fire.

10. Origin: Scadrial

For sale: earring that makes you hear the voice of god. Very well-used. Grimy. May give you an infection.

11. Origin: Nalthis

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

12. Origin: Nalthis

Airsick lowlanders 🫩