{ tell them stories }

In another life I would have loved to poison the abusive husbands of the women in my village

sorry what did you say? I was too busy thinking about that shot of Agamemnon once the gates opened in the Odessey

some of y'all just want a book report on a nearly 3,000 year old story and some of us want to see a man's personal interpretation of one of the oldest written stories we still have even if it's flawed

Look, I realize that the whole Schrodinger's Mitch thing has real political consequences on a national level, but since I'm not from Kentucky and have no say whatsoever in the outcome of the situation, I'm honestly just finding the entire thing grimly hilarious. Has Horrible Turtle Man died? We don't fucking know! Turns out senators can just not show up to work indefinitely and there are no consequences! What fun!

Cannot believe this post is still relevant completely unedited. This timeline is utterly off the rails.

if people know a showrunner by name then u just know they were committing war crimes throughout their shows