Apr 27
Adolin: The bridgeboy and I are dating now
Shallan: Oh! I’m glad you felt ready to tell me, but I’ve known for a while.
Adolin: …We only just started?
Shallan: Then what on Damnation were you doing before that???
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Adolin: The bridgeboy and I are dating now
Shallan: Oh! I’m glad you felt ready to tell me, but I’ve known for a while.
Adolin: …We only just started?
Shallan: Then what on Damnation were you doing before that???
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Adolin: Y’know bridgeboy, between your brains and my brawn, we make a pretty good team!
Kaladin: I have both brains and brawn.
Adolin: Fine, but I have the charisma and the winning smile.
ive always thought the detail abt other ppl calling bridge four “the order of bone” bc of the bone armor is so goofy
order of bone is a name you give yourself
knowing people they’d be the fucking boner boys or something
Renarin: I’ve been in the tower so long I’d almost forgotten how beautiful it is out here.
Rlain, to contentment: It is perfect. Just you, me, and the moons.
Shallan, distantly: YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!
Kaladin: Alright Princeling, and how many hours of sleep did YOU get last night?
Adolin: A full seven hours.
Kaladin: Straight?
Adolin: No, bisexual.
Kaladin: That’s not what I-
Shallan: Wow Kaladin, you act so concerned about his sleep and then you proposition him?
Kaladin, somewhat flustered: Storms I hate hanging out with you two.
Pattern: Mmmmmmmmmmmm
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Wit: She asked you “Is beauty all that matters?”-
Adolin: Well I-
Wit: And you said “What else is there?”?!
Adolin: It was dumb, I know-
Wit: Dumb? My moromic prince, you should dictate a book! I see it now: How To Offend Women In As Few Words As Possible.
When I see someone who's sort of the "leader" of their group:
Oh so are you guys Bridge 4 close or 7th division close?
I asked chatgpt— Well I asked Denth who said the fastest way to get killed is by assuming someone else did their job right. Charge double when you're asked to clean up someone else's mess.