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Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work

Nobody's going to let you do anything if they think it's actually going to work.

Official joy and whimsy post

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

DOES IT NOT STOP

I gave my ao3 passwords on both accs to my friend the day before my surgery just in case i died hashtag my ao3 history is loose

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Joy and whimsy… questionable? March 14th may or may not be joyful and whimsical.

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts