Nov 25, 2025
"[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️" as in a hyperbolic joke expressing that the character is sweet and kind and i love them, vs "[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️" as in i’m absolutely lying through my teeth while a long list of their crimes plays behind me like film credits
#and i love them too.#eg janine teagues from abbott elementary (genuinely sweet) vs root from person of interest (i am lying).#actually the janine/gregory ship vs root/shaw lol.#a very lovable cute couple with an idealistic romance plot vs my emotional support doomed toxic yuri.#the two opposite ends of the characters/ships i love lol.#or maggie from leverage (i just think she’s neat) vs parker leverage (uhh ignore the near-murders & stabbing & theft &&&…..).#but what i NEVER mean by saying stuff like ‘she’s never done anything wrong’ is that the character is literally a perfect person.#bc that’s pretty much never true of anyone ever. it’s always at least hyperbole.#just the 2020s way of saying ‘cinnamon roll’ when u think about it…#wren speaks#abbott elementary#person of interest#leverage#see also: ‘they’ve suffered more than jesus’ (has actually suffered unfairly poor thing) vs ‘they’ve suffered more than jesus’ (and they#fully caused like 95% of their own suffering themselves but shh shhhh ignore that part!).#eg parker leverage (childhood trauma) vs sophie leverage (cannot stop lying for funsies & pathologically incapable of apologising).#blorbo#the character
