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No matter how capable Barbie is in her princess movies there will be a scene where a man has to dig and she stands back and watches him without helping

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how to fucking flag pedophiles
call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE
THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!
so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)
1. click “flag this blog”
2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”
3. click “someone is at risk of harm”
4. click “harm to minors”
5. type “pedophile” in the box
THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,
If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.
Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.
Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!
WHAT THE FUCK EW????????
REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE
yes, please report to the fbi or the other place mentioned. tumblr will only delete the blog and all of the evidence.
Also use IWF (Internet Watch Foundation/ iwf.org.uk) for mentioned imagery, especially if in the UK. You can even report anonymously.
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So we all know the common cult trying to summon Pariah Dark and getting Danny thing, but what if they knew about the switch? What if they knew that Phantom was a protector and not a tyrant? What if instead of summoning him for power and whatnot they summoned him under the impression that he wasn't aware of the Ant-Ecto Act and wanted to inform the new king so he could take action? What if they summoned Danny from a GIW lab and he went into his cracked core once safe? What if the cult now has to steal Lazarus water and purify it to help heal and save the Ghost King while JL, JLD, and the League of Assassins are hunting them down. The JL and JLD hunting them since they have outdated info on the Ghost King and want to stop Pariah Dark while the Assassins are after them for stealing the contaminated ecto?
You were good until the lab bit. Who wants to read a comic about the main character being some sort of blob. Or weirder egg. Pod?
What the fuck is this core supposed to be? I get the trope. It's like he got a new second liver heart combo organ with a whole lot of trope I find less than useful in DC personally.
Is it solid when he is, or some sort of spiritual thing coexisting in the same space at the same time?
What's it supposed to look like? Where does it fit in the body?
More importantly, what does it do?
…So anyway, the fic is called Robin’s Egg by Calix, it has 52 chapters, 19,794 kudos, 8,109 comments, and 656,775 hits. Technically it’s Damian helping core-form Danny, but if the core-form shoe fits.
Put it on a shelf and show it off
Or Here is a Complete List of Everything I've Ever Been Afraid Of by Oftheoldendays. 14 chapters, 6,500 kudos, 890 comments, and 120,277 hits. Since you were asking a genuine question about who would want to read about core-Danny and not just yucking someone’s yum for no reason, right?
I'd like to think after taking care of the batkids Bruce just naturally became more attentive towards the JL members without realizing it and it drives them crazy when it first started happening
For instance, Clark trying to find a pen under the table that he dropped and Bruce subconsciously covers the edge of the table with his hand. So when Clark bumps his head he was not expecting feeling soft hand cushioning the blow and hearing Bruce go something along the lines of "be more careful" he's just like "???"
Another scenario is Diana and Bruce in his car (undercover mission or something idk) and when he breaks he instinctly had his hand Infront of Diana who's in the passenger seat( that thing mom's do) and just pretend nothing happens afterwards
Barry accidentally tripping while he's doing his usual thing and sees Bruce make a "I told you so" face but he can see he's slightly worried
I just think batman being a mother hen of sorts towards the JL would be silly
Especially funny that the first two scenarios involve leaguers who are pretty invulnerable.
To cover it up, Bruce says he was more worried about Clark breaking the table

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
Scares the Dickens out them. 😳
let's recap what we've learned about the United States in the last few days.
things that are terrorism:
allegedly shooting a healthcare CEO whose company generated more pure profit (not revenue, profit) in a year than the GDP of 94 countries, exclusively by denying coverage to people who pay for it
a 42-year-old mother of 2 using the wrong combination of 7 words during a heated conversation with a call center employee at a health insurance company who was in the process of denying her health coverage.
things that are not terrorism:
mass shooting in a Black church to incite a race war
going to a BLM protest specifically to kill protestors
a neo-nazi running over a crowd of people, killing a woman
targeting and killing 23 latinos in an el paso, texas walmart
killing 12 people in a theatre, shooting 58 others, rigging your apartment with explosives
a QAnon groyper killing 7 and shooting ~50 at a 4th of July parade
killing 3 people and shooting several others at a Planned Parenthood in defense of the unborn
stalking someone relentlessly and then killing them and their child despite months of the victim making police reports
any one of the 1,200 murders committed by US police yearly, the vast majority being minorities
tightening your border while ~100 immigrants (including children) drown every year in the Rio Grande
United Healthcare killing an unnknowable number of elderly people by using faulty AI to deny medically necessary coverage
Aetna killing a woman by refusing to cover her cancer care
Blue Cross killing a 6-year-old by denying her appendicitis surgery
Cigna killing a 17-year-old child by denying her liver transplant
the pharmaceutical industry killing half a million people with opioids in the name of producing revenues in 2023 that rivaled the GDPs of countries like Spain, Mexico, and Australia.
the United States killing 45,000 people a year because they can't access health coverage
make sure you keep this guide handy the next time you find yourself interacting with your insurance company or any other millionaire, billionaire, or an individual who is part of a protected class such as a CEO or president of a corporation.
I'm Still Standing
The League felt like they had a strong sense of Phantom’s power. After all, they wouldn’t have asked him to join the team, otherwise. He’s strong, he can fly, and due to his supernatural nature, he’s amazing on recon and stealth missions. He’s also incredibly reliable, and smarter than most people give him credit for. He’s a natural hero, a more snarky Captain Marvel, some news outlets have been saying. Always saving people with just the right words to say, with a humble smile on his face.
Phantom, with all of his power, seemed untouchable in every definition of the word.
And then they got invaded by Darkseid.
I was listening to music while browsing Tumblr, and as I started reading this post, Time of Dying by Three Days Grace came on at random.
"I will not die!"
Made an epic moment even more epic.
Duuuuuude, I was listening to One-X
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With the official crowning of the Infinite Realms new King. Fright Knight can finally retire. Thousands of years he has waited for this moment, to finally rest.
But first he must find a suitable replacement for his new king whom he had admittedly grown fond of.
But Whom?
The answer was quite simple. Just as he had been trained long ago to prepare for his potential fate. Having been bestowed the duty by his own ancestor. Who had been chosen herself by the previous, on and so forth.
His bloodline, an heir. He was sure it held strong. Protecting their doorways and preparing for the next Chosen weilder of the Soul Shredder, protector of the High King.
The Next Fright Knight.
After informing his new King of his temporary leave. He entered the Royal Library to follow along his family tree and remind himself of the name he had long since been summoned away from.
AL GHUL.
And from the looks of his descendants only one met the criteria he was searching for.
18, Male ( his time around his new King had certainly been enough to gleam where his..interests lie and being the same age should help smooth the reaction of his new King when he finds out)
If you are to be soul bound to one enother for the rest of your existence, it is a benefit to appeal to one another afterall.
Now, he must simply shred the soul of Damian Wayne and bind him to the sword.
Scarecrow. Dr. Crane.
He's FULL ON THE FEAR GUY, and you pick a Robin?
Disappointed.
To be fair... I don't think it would be a good idea to give SCARECROW, of all people, the power of the fucking Soul Shredder. That's how you get Gotham ALMOST dragged into another dimension and a very annoyed to angry Phantom in a BEST CASE SCENARIO.
Besides Fright Knight is not just about being a master of fear here. He's looking for a "worthy successor" to his role and to work under or alongside Danny, not just some lunatic obsessed with fear.
If anything Batman is probably a far better choice than Scarecrow, given he spreads fear among the criminals for intimidation but also has the benefit of being a hero like the new King which is a plus for the Fright Knight knowing Danny's modus operandi as a hero.
Edit: Even ignoring the Fright Knight is a role passed down through the Al Ghul family thing in the main prompt, Damian is still a decent candidate all things considered.
He's got all the training of a Bat, he's one of the few who has got the most direct connection to death the Lazarus Pits and his time dead (that forced Bruce to put on the Hellbat Suit and fight Darkseid to bring him back), and he's good with a sword.
Really outside of Bruce, the only other Bat I'd say is just as qualified for the role is Jason, but really any Bat could fill the role just fine in this prompt if you wanna play with ages and the timeline.
God this fandom is stagnant.
Crane on his own or with his Sinestro Corps Power Ring and Fright Knight's sword are a better story than anything anyone could possibly write starring a batfam member.
I'd rather suck start a shotgun than read yet another batfam shoe horned into a scenario for which they are ill-suited.
Give Crane the job. Or Lyssa Drak, Keeper of the Book of Paralax.
There's a whole list of people powered by the Emotional Spectrum of Fear. Pick one and write a redemption story; pick one and write an off the wall I've fucked up my choice story; pick one and write something new.
This same old same old shit is boring.
...You know what, we've had our differences, Merchant vs Pirate. But just this once, fair enough I'll leave your opinion alone on that front regarding "Same Old."
But I still disagree though with choosing a character just because their deal is fear. Besides, I personally think it would be more fun if Scarecrow stole the Soul Shredder instead from Fright Knight or the successor chosen (like Damian here).
Regardless I just want to leave it at the fact this is the original poster's prompt and they chose Damian to be the successor chosen because their prompt was about Frighty being an Al Ghul and the role of Fright Knight being passed through his bloodline to serve his king.
If you disagree that's fine, you are entitled to your own opinion as much as I am to mine. But who are we to bash the OP's creative freedom as a fanfiction author, to not allow them to write what they want to write?
Only if he kills Damian with no Pit, no punching The Wall, no bringing him back. Keep him gone like they kept Babs in the chair forever.
As for discussing the prompt, or suggesting edits, or constructive criticism, that is the point of a prompt. Pick at it, find something you love and hate about it, and talk to the people in the thread. Suggest changes, grammar, fix spelling: be the editor asked for by posting a prompt.
Maybe be less of a dick about it then. “Suck start a shotgun” What are you, AVGN circa twenty years ago? You’re talking to strangers you melodramatic weirdo. People will question you less about you lack of tact if you just have tact
Fuck tact.
Fuck subtle.
No one has the attention span to get tact or subtle.
Be blunt.
Also, who said I wanted to be questioned less?
Also, also, I called in to kill off Jason Todd. You think I wouldn't do that to any of the other characters?
Ha! Give me the number!
Edgy as a saw blade, thank you.
I’m glad that you admit to calling in Jason’s death as a form of punctuation between statements or else I might forget you’re not a teenager who just discovered swearing on the internet.
As for being questioned, I’d assumed you’d just prefer to be understood easier. It can be difficult to get people to appreciate your point of view when you’re talking the proverbial shit about characters they might like, as if your own preferences are some sort of arbiter of true quality.
Or as if you’ll ever wield the power to kill off a DC character with any level of permanency ever again. (Not that you ever really had that power anyway. Jason boomeranged back like any interesting plot point can)
Also so many people have the attention for tact and subtlety. And manners. So many people. It’s beautiful how not-annoying most nerds can be sometimes. It’s distinct enough that you stand out.
Not just standing out among the crowds but stand out on the edge of a knife, hovering so precariously on the edge of being not worth talking to. Right in the precipice of being so corny and annoying you’re worth blocking, ignoring and forgetting. It may not be worth anything to you but in the spirit of communication I just wanted to offer you if not an olive branch then at least a little more perspective. The perspective that you can get something you want with fewer consequences. Fewer long winded, finger wagging speeches like mine.
Or at the very, very least some sort of sign to get better material.
No. I've tried tact and subtly.
I got told to go fuck myself, and that people were glad I am going to be homeless.
I'll get better material when the fandom does.
How long ago was that?
Early this year, why do you ask?
I’m sorry you went through that. Were they people you know or strangers?
Strangers. I had just restarted on here after my previous phone died, and I couldn't get my old account back.
Was just getting involved in a few different fandoms, and my opinion that a 10 year old Damian shouldn't be dating anyone was not well received would be putting it mildly.
And they responded with a personal jab out of nowhere?
Yup. Posted the canon ages and said a 10-year-old shouldn't be dating anyone, and they took my plea for help getting out of my house and told me they were glad I was going to be homeless.
Was a less than pleasant introduction to the DPxDC fandom.
That’s really fucked, I’m sorry that happened.
That said, I don’t know why you would pay that forward.
I generally don't. But it gets tiring when the fandom gets shit wrong and then be pissed when called out on canon.
That’s the great thing about fandom. We can make stuff up! Use our imaginations! Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s wrong. If you think the fandom is stagnant, maybe you should focus more on creating the things you want to see instead of giving people shit for creating the things they want to see.
Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
You go down the stairwell/fire escape. Is that weird?
But what if you have a walker or a wheelchair??
in america at least, in this situation, there isnt one. either your loved ones or the firemen can get you out using the emergency fire escapes or stairs, or you die
That's fucking horrific, thank you
“fun” little story:
last summer my friend who is an amazingly talented artist and i were in this super tall building, and she’s in a wheelchair and i’m pushing her around the room. it’s an art exhibit and some of her art was chosen to be showcased there and so it’s all fine and dandy until suddenly an alarm starts going off
a FIRE ALARM
everyone starts running for the stairs and my friend just looks at me with this forlorn look on her face
“i can’t go down the stairs”
but i’m a stubborn bitch “i’ll carry you”
“what about my chair? it’s too expensive for me to be able to get another one if i can’t get this one back”
“i’ll carry that too”
and i did. we went to the stairs (by then most people from our floor were gone) and i lifted her up in a fireman’s carry over my shoulder and then lifted her chair up and used the ridiculous amount of adrenaline that was coursing through my veins to make it down approximately 20 half-flights of stairs until we met some people exiting lower floors, one of which who kindly took the chair. I changed positions so i was holding my friend bridal-style which was, somehow, easier and the person who took her wheelchair (with her permission to handle it of course) accompanied me to the ground floor and then out the doors
basically there is no real protocol for people who can’t use the stairs in an emergency. it’s up to the people with them, if anyone, to help them or the person to somehow make it down the stairs alone, unassisted
thank fuck that it was just a faulty alarm system, because if i was unable to carry her down those stairs and the building was on fucking fire???? then i don’t know what would have happened to her, but i don’t think it would have been very good.
it’s fucking ridiculous and ableist to the absolute max.
I use a cane. When I did a day-long fire safety training at my northeast American university (UMass Amherst), I asked that exact same question: “what am I supposed to do if the fire alarm goes off and I’m in my lab on the twelfth floor?”
the fire marshal hemmed and hawed for a while and then said to take the elevator- you’re supposed to leave it free for the fire department to use and they want able-bodied people out fast not waiting for elevators. if the fire alarm has just gone off the building probably hasn’t suffered enough structural damage to make using the elevator dangerous, and modern elevator wells are heavily reinforced. many large and high-trafficked buildings on my campus have fire rated elevators that link in with the fire alarm system so they won’t let you off on a floor with a possible fire.
if the elevator isn’t working, wait in the stairwell and call the fire department to let them know where you are. modern stairwells are also heavily reinforced- it might not be pleasant but modern building code usually requires fire-resistant stairwell doors in office and big residential buildings, also to help firefighters get in and out safely. older buildings’ stairwells may or may not be retrofitted with fire-resistant doors but a stairwell is generally the safest place to wait if you can’t get out.
what happened to your friend was horrible, and i’m very glad you were there to help her out, but you can absolutely use the elevator to evacuate if it’s not shut down. those don’t-use-the-elevator rules are for abled people.
This is GOOD TO KNOW. why do they not tell people this??
Okay, firefighter here. If you are not physically able to use the stairs, and the elevator is NOT compromised, use the elevator. But you MUST be ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that the elevator is NOT compromised before you get into it, because there is always the chance that once you get into it, you may not exit it. Power could go out. The elevator may actually BE compromised and you just couldn’t tell from where you were until you were in there, and it suddenly shuts down on you. Something else could happen.
Understand that once you enter the elevator, you could POTENTIALLY be taking your life into your hands there.
It is NOT LIKELY, to be perfectly honest. It’s only in a pretty catastrophic scenario - think the Twin Towers, USA, on September 11th - that the elevators will be compromised and out of service. But there is a NOT ZERO PERCENT CHANCE and you need to understand that and accept it.
As for leaving the elevators free for the firefighters, okay, here’s the deal. Unless your nearest fire station is literally right next door? Your first on scene fire truck is NOT likely to be there on scene and needing that elevator before you get to the ground. It takes us TIME to find the address, gear up, and drive to the building. Then we need to hoof it into where the elevators even ARE, so YOU HAVE TIME to use the elevator to get down to the ground floor... BUT ONLY IF THERE’S NOT A RUSH ON THE ELEVATOR! And THAT is WHY we don’t tell people this shit. That’s WHY we tell people to NEVER USE THE ELEVATOR... because every self-entitled asshole will use it because they don’t feel like walking, and then put YOU in danger by delaying the elevator’s arrival to you.
IF, however, the elevator IS compromised, or you just can’t get it to come for you, or whatever, and you either don’t have anyone with you who has the adrenaline fueled BALLS to be able to toss you over their shoulder and hoof it down the stairs with you - because, let’s face it, that is RARE AS FUCK, then HERE IS WHAT YOU DO:
You call 911 and tell the call taker that you are in the building that has a fire alarm going off, and you are not able to evacuate because of a physical disability, and you tell them what floor you are on, and EXACTLY what stairwell you are waiting at. And the very FIRST thing that the firefighters are going to do once they arrive, if it is, indeed, a REAL emergency, and not a false alarm, is come get your ass and bring you down. Whether that means carrying you down the stairs, or whether that means locking out the elevators so that no one else can override them and coming to get you themselves, they WILL come get you FIRST THING if it is a real event. And if it is a false alarm? You will probably be the first person who is not involved with the building to know, because the call-taker is going to stay on the line with you until you are under someone’s care and out of danger, or until the scene has been sorted out as real or false, and you are out of danger that way.
These are pretty standard operations in the fire service throughout the United States. There may be some minor variations based on specific municipalities, but, for the most part, this is pretty typical: LIFE BEFORE PROPERTY. So, as long as SOMEONE knows where you are - hence why you call 911 - Firefighters will come get you. You are NOT alone, and you have NOT been abandoned. I PROMISE. It’s like, our whole reason for doing the shit we do: to save lives and to break shit. Sometimes, we get lucky enough to do both at the same time.
High rise fires suck ass, and I always hated them. But the very FIRST thing I asked anytime we got one was if we had “any entrapments” - which is what we call anyone who could not self-evacuate for ANY reason. We ain’t leaving you behind. And yes, your friend who doesn’t have the stamina to carry you down can stay with you, too. Because I would never ask that of someone, honestly.
Also, just a little FYI... MOST fire alarms are false alarms. Not to make anyone complacent or anything, but, yeah. Most of them are either system malfunctions, someone accidentally hit a pull station, or someone burned popcorn in a break room. So don’t let a fire alarm freak you out until you need it to - by smelling or seeing smoke or flames.
I’m just going to leave this here…
im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”
Done
Cowards won’t reblog this version.
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨
Wishing for this post to appear more times
leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”
Goyim should reblog posts like this one instead of always only acknowledging antisemitism when it is about jk rowling’s goblins or easy shit like that.
Challenge the antisemitism that is coming from inside the house. Be a little brave. Because you will lose followers for reblogging a post like this, because there are antisemites following you that think this way, and assume you do too.

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This thread is a few years old but it bears repeating. I’m tired of being treated as if I am invisible. Listen to Jewish voices when we talk about fascism. I am begging you.
i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives