thanks for the fuckin dirt babe

When I suggest people go to the doctor for something a lot of them seem to assume I don’t know what it’s like to have doctors that don’t listen to you. Yeah I do actually. I still think you should go to the doctor.

I'll be honest with you -- I think people who ride extremely loud motorcycles late at night past residential areas should be very very glad that no one has yet figured out how to kill people with their minds.

I’m in the middle of writing a novel (name as yet undecided) and I am planning on publishing it at some point so I’m just here to say right now as the author my main character is aromantic allosexual and I expect to see that respected 🫵 if you have to ship him with someone you gotta get creative and not erase his aromantic identity okay do you promise. can you do that for me. it’ll be fun okay you’ll love it

like ideally he wouldn’t be shipped with anyone because that’s a big part of his character but death of the author and all that i guess so all i ask is for my audience to just explore how his sexuality would impact his relationships and how those dynamics would looks please thank you i love you

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

@theoutcastrogue

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

How dare you say we’d piss on a post

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post