thanks for the fuckin dirt babe

If Frank found the words to reject Karen, then he needs to find the words to tell her how much he loves her.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

We do 'MYOD' nights. Make your own dinner.

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

I wanna suck the clit of whoever made those bed fences for baby naps with the little buttons you can use to close them up silently

one of the funniest controversies to ever occur on this blog was when I made a post about a really expensive and really good yogurt I accidentally got hooked on and how it sucked to really like an expensive product you got on super sale and people accused me of posting an undisclosed ad because I spoke so highly of this yogurt I couldn’t afford to buy on the reg 😭

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

I’m about to go camping and I just got a bunch of cute fabric squares so I am kind of tempted to try and hand sew a little outfit for this neon yellow lamb doll I won in a claw machine at a cheap mini golf place

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.