thanks for the fuckin dirt babe

Okay people thinking this sounds fake or outrageous might be confused by that third screenshot. I thought this was obvious, but the stuff about them "relocating" and moving around is a description of *folklore* surrounding them. That should be self explanatory from the wording.

some time he says Speeen

hey there jarona whats it like in sanfrandisco

Casting an evil and sinister spell that makes you have a good day muahaha

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

Oh that’s just how it is in retail

just saw a girl wearing two broken smartwatches on the same wrist. some kind of grunge scifi protagonist perhaps

a broken watch is right twice a day, so if you have 2 broken watches you know the time at 4 times of the day, its genius

Oh wow so me saying "no government documentation should ever include a gender marker for any reason" has been right all along. For exactly the reason I stated when people were giving me shit for not supporting x markers on documents.

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

I would too ngl