why unicorns r extinct

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

I definitely still have some level of distaste for astrology, true crime paranoia, etc., but I think my negative feelings towards this bundle of woman-coded vices has declined as I've grown more familiar with the modern era of men-coded vices. It is harder to focus on the irrationalist nature of tarot or the abundance of low-quality smut appearing on book store shelves recently when some of the big trends among Dudes online seem to be betting your life savings on sports, becoming more conservative than your grandfather, hitting yourself with a hammer to look hotter, and eating so much raw red meat that you invent new diseases

ELATED to announce that after much fan demand and speculation, i am in fact returning to physical therapy 👏👏👏😊😊😊

summer body goals#!! make your physical therapist ask if it's possible that you were born with an extra rib because your body is so abnormal and difficult to treat that that is the only possible explanation

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

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