The Lad

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

what if cats had legs

Minty is just cold spicy

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

wish i would get thirstfollowed. but y’all only follow me cuz i’m funny and brilliant or whatever

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

a gem, this is a god damn gem

my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer

But who’s monitoring the agents computers

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

I hate all of this

This is the last thing you see before you die

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

Stockholm Syndrome

Y'all better be drinking water.