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...Because I crave to play like a fucking neanderthal caveman with the characters I like while also using the tried and true combo of making shit up on the fly and pretending I have any semblance of strategy than "fuck it we ball"
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The saying, "Every Time A Bell Rings, An Angel Gets Its Wings" implies whatever the opposite of ringing a bell is, or maybe just playing a bell ringing sound in reverse, would make an Angel lose their wings.
Tim chatting with his friends about being a parent
Parenting books HC [Reblogs expand idea]
Sticker chart HC
Driving to sleep HC
Alfred and Tim coparenting
Tim hunting down Darkseid
Tim grounding Bruce during JL meeting
BruceQuest analysis
Proud Tim at galas
The Drakes as grandparents
Sticker chart pt. 2
Relationships with other bats
Ficlet - 16th birthday
Tim regresses to parental figure after a family member dies
Consequences of parentification
Punishment via forced GL time
Dealing w/o Alfred
W/o Alfred expanded
Tim and dating with a kid
Boogie woogie
Who's in charge?
Calling backup
Learning from Bruce's parenting
TimKon on a date with Luthor and Bruce there
Tim giving Bruce parenting advice
Fishing
How Tim calls Bruce in public
Tiny dad and buff son
Darkseid parenting advice
Darkseid as a friend
Ficlet - Damian asking permission
Tattling to Tim
Asking permission pt.2
Meeting the Parent
Permission pt. 3
Outside POV
Being Damian's grandfather Part 2 Part 3
Bruce realizing via Reddit
Bio grandfather Tim
Done with Bruce
Santa
Grandpa Timmy
Tim "dying"
JL playdates
There are more, but that's from when I was focusing on that AU. I stopped scrolling up to May 2024 (so any from then to current aren't in this list). Hopefully that's a good enough list!!!
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Bruce understands that the robins will struggle to keep their secret identity more than he does with their friends and socializing. So he needs a contingency plan so if someone finds out they're robin, they won't suspect Bruce is batman.
Cue Brucie being the most overprotective parent ever.
He insists Dick is scared of heights. Dick will be swinging on a chandelier, showing off his skills while Brucie is running in circles under him, with his arms out, screaming "don't worry, baby! Daddy will catch you!". He's clinging Dick to his chest, whispering reassurances to him, while Dick is smiling, soaking up all the praise.
Pretty soon the adults are telling Dick off, "you're gonna give your father a heart attack one of these days".
It's 100% worse with Tim. After losing Jason, the 'Batman who's fine with bringing a kid to fight serial killers' is a lot more of an act than the 'Bruce Wayne who will die from heartbreak if his kid has so much as a scratch on him'. Tim accidentally got hit with a basketball one day in school and all hell broke loose in the principals office. It doesn't matter if that was 1% of the pain Tim feels during any training session or fight. That's his baby boy's precious face.
okay but Tim revealing his identity to his teammates, and they all scream about how “they NEED to keep this secret from Bruce”
and now there is a new problem, mainly being that noone is willing to risk Brucie being upset at them for letting Tim get even a scratch on him. So they just.. don’t let Robin get a scratch on him. Easy.
This backfires horrendously because now they think they're trying not to piss off BATMAN who they now see as an overprotective parent who will fist fight several Gods naked for even giving one of his babies a headache.
Since I've been thinking about the upcoming Dragon Ball Super: Beerus thing coming in Fall, and how it's retelling the events of Battle of Gods and Resurrection F for a third time after the original Dragon Ball Super Anime, and more specifically thinking about Frieza and his Golden Transformation.
And I've come to a very... Interesting conclusion regarding the Transformation after considering a few details.
(Spoilers regarding Frieza for the Dragon Ball Super Manga as of the Granola Arc, but it's been almost 4 Years since then so... I'm not gonna feel TOO BAD talking about it. Regardless, you've been warned)
It's a transformation Frieza specifically stated he created himself. Picking the golden color himself, supposedly to mock Super Saiyan.
During the events of Resurrection F/Golden Frieza Saga, prior to his second death, the form had a massive stamina issue during prolonged use since Frieza immediately headed to Earth in order to have his revenge, instead of attempting to first master the form after unlocking it.
Frieza did manage to master the transformation in Hell and effectively render the stamina issue null, mastering his energy control over the form to maintain it more or less indefinitely. Not unlike how Goku and Gohan trained in the Time Chamber and decided the way forward was to make Super Saiyan more efficient and easier to maintain it as easily as their Base Form.
Even beyond the mastered form of Golden, it has a further evolution in the form of Black Frieza. Not unlike how Super Saiyan has higher Grades and versions of the form itself like Super Saiyan 2, 3, & 4 (as of Daima making SSJ4 a form past SSJ3).
Back in Resurrection F/Golden Frieza Saga, he went from his Final Form/Base Form matching Goku using the power of Super Saiyan God in his own Base Form (Unofficially known as Saiyan beyond God/God-Like Saiyan) to then match Super Saiyan Blue, the Super Saiyan form stacked on top of Super Saiyan God. Implying it has a potentially similar multiplier to regular Super Saiyan.
My conclusion?
He was almost nearly killed by Goku on Namek and was actually killed by Future Trunks on Earth later on. Both of whom did so as Super Saiyans.
Golden Frieza was literally just Frieza's attempt to make his own Super Saiyan form, down to the 50x multiplier and even mirroring the problem of how draining Super Saiyan was prior before it was mastered to remove that flaw by Goku and Gohan training in the Time Chamber (and also mirrors the flaws of Super Saiyan 3 especially during the Buu Saga)
Even if it was supposedly created to mock the Saiyan transformation, it is too close to Super Saiyan in several aspects to make one wonder if Frieza secretly made it not out of hatred or mockery but of envy and desperation to have for himself even a pale imitation of the legendary power that defeated him not once but twice.
Am I overthinking this? Probably, but I think it's an interesting thought route to go down that, even if probably completely unintentional, offers interesting insight into Frieza as a character and his Golden Transformation and his history with the Super Saiyan legend regarding Son Goku.
...Or maybe I'm talking out of my ass with speculation and hyperfixation on a few details.
Bruce leaning into the whole airhead billionaire shtick at certain events, knowing that it pisses off Lex Luthor, who cannot prove it but knows that Bruce is not that dumb. For fuck sake, Lex knows that Bruce is a polygot, that he can follow physics equations, that Bruce literally aced his exams. Why? They shared a dorm room in boarding school. However, Bruce sees how much it winds him up so he really plays into it.
Bruce outs Clark as Superman while Clark is interviewing him and Lex. "I don't know why you two can't get along like you are now 😔 Superman, maybe Lex just wants to spend time with you 🤔 And Lex, babe, the robots are cool and all but you can't like throw them at Superman 😶 That's not how you make friends." Lex tells Bruce to stop, rolling his eyes. Bruce goes on a rant about how the butts match etc. Clark is literally sat so still, trying not to move.
Lex yelling at Bruce when he pretends to not have overheard a conversation Lex was having with an arms dealer in Korean and Lex is all "you speak fourteen languages, Bruce" and you got Bruce who is near tears over this because he only speaks two? "I only speak American and English 😭😭"
Bruce giggling at some charity quiz show panel between Ollie and Lex, because he's so sorry but he doesn't know any countries? Like what are they??? Lex is screaming at him while Ollie hits the button so confidently going "Las Vegas".
Bruce sitting next to Lex on a plane (they're economising for PR) and he's fucking reading a book that's upside down???
Bruce asking Lex about the business finances, asking which company is "winning"? It was the day that LexCorp stock was tanking.
Okay but it should 100% peak when Bruce takes Lex aside and casually reveals he's Batman when they're alone. Going into vivid detail about everything.
He explains how he became the Dark Knight, explains the eccentricities and little aspects that went into crafting the perfect dumbass public facade of Brucie who is convinced Batman is a myth created to scare criminals and doesn't really exist as anything more than a hallucination from Fear Toxin polluting the water, how he used several throwaway social media accounts to anonymously spread ridiculous conspiracy theories of himself in both identifies being the same person because "the butts match" and such so people would debunk it with his public idiocy as Brucie being at odds with the World's Greatest Detective, and even how he managed to fund his escapades as a hero and even the Watchtower itself though Wayne Enterprises and several shell companies.
He also shows Lex the Batcave and all his gadgets and suits, just to rub it all in to his bald face...
Why? What do you gain from telling me this?
Because NOBODY, that doesn't already know at least, will ever believe Luthor.
Because Bruce has already triple checked, and kept both Oracle and Red Robin on standby, to make sure regardless of whatever devices Lex had on him... He wouldn't walk out those doors with any real tangible evidence, and wouldn't be able to legally prove it either.
Because it'll piss Luthor off to no end, and if he does try to expose Bruce....
At best, Lex suffers from public humiliation and bad PR for a ridiculous claim and people on the Internet bringing up Bruce's own conspiracies in jest, probably thinking those were Lex's alt accounts...
And at worst, if he somehow got some solid evidence past the Batfamily and does tear down the Brucie persona, then he'll just be enabling Bruce to cast aside a public identity altogether so he can now be free to Batman 24/7 without any interference from running Wayne Enterprises... And will be ABSOLUTELY SURE to make it LEX'S problem alongside the problem of every Gotham rogue who is in the know that Lex would no doubt piss off if they find out it was his fault.
Jimmy is probably getting Popcorn alongside Flash or Cyborg as they talk shop while watching Timmy one hundred percent deciding to completely mess with Green Lantern, dealer's choice which one but it's probably Hal or Guy, via getting a Green Lantern Ring himself to bruise their egos.
Because if Maxwell from Scribblenauts can qualify for one, Timmy can get one too.
Though I can also see him qualifying for a Blue Lantern Ring instead, maybe a White Lantern Ring because of his status as a Chosen One that stood against the Darkness to turn it into the Kindness, or perhaps even a Star Sapphire due to the love for his family, between both his biological parents and his Godparents (and also to keep his iconic pink color scheme I suppose).
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One of my favorite headcanons that I almost forgot about: Peter is allergic to bug spray. In small doses, it just gives him a rash on his skin and an itchy throat, but if overexposed to it his airways can close and he can go into anaphylactic shock.
Tony may not be aware of this…
(this is a long winded way of saying write me some angst/hurt+comfort)
You joke about it as a headcanon but in the comics it's actually more or less valid lore that Peter is seemingly weak to common household Bug Spray and Spider Pesticides like Ethyl Chloride/Chloroethane (though the latter has been phased out of being used in Pesticides today compared to the 70's when 106 & 107 came out). Albeit, it doesn't affect Peter exactly the same as your prompt.
Spidey Super Stories #40
Amazing Spider-Man #106
Amazing Spider-Man #107
Granted it's not a weakness used as often but it's still REALLY funny it's canon in the first place.
One of my favorite headcanons that I almost forgot about: Peter is allergic to bug spray. In small doses, it just gives him a rash on his skin and an itchy throat, but if overexposed to it his airways can close and he can go into anaphylactic shock.
Tony may not be aware of this…
(this is a long winded way of saying write me some angst/hurt+comfort)
You joke about it as a headcanon but in the comics it's actually more or less valid lore that Peter is seemingly weak to common household Bug Spray and Spider Pesticides like Ethyl Chloride/Chloroethane (though the latter has been phased out of being used in Pesticides today compared to the 70's when 106 & 107 came out). Albeit, it doesn't affect Peter exactly the same as your prompt.
Spidey Super Stories #40
Amazing Spider-Man #106
Amazing Spider-Man #107
Granted it's not a weakness used as often but it's still REALLY funny it's canon in the first place.
So called All Power Psychics when they suddenly are exposed to 5+ different ongoing discussions simultaneously, blasted with the full force my hyperfixations and random old cringey OC and fanfiction ideas, and when they try to exit the telepathic link, you mentally pin them to the ground to prevent them from leaving so soon because this is the first chance you get to ramble about your Hyperfixation to any person who'd listen and can't leave
"Oh hang on I haven't even gotten to the best part yet. So it all starts in 20XX where two scientists basically became divorced exes and-"
"AHHHHHHHH!! GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!"
Meanwhile the entire time your ADHD/Autistic ass is just looking at them like this.
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