Cat dead, details later?

can’t find my joie de vivre does anyone know where i put my joie de vivre

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

It's really funny how art can be so important and enriching and sometimes downright life-changing but every single piece of art about how important and life-changing art is is the lamest shit ever.

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

say egoisitical or selfish instead of narcissistic please 😭

saw a sort of effete poet type young man at the bus stop so i hit him square on the temple over and over with my meat tenderizer until he was gone

what would you do if two months into dating your girlfriend turns to you one day and tells you that she’s “finally memorized your attack patterns”

show her my second phase

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.