Cat dead, details later?

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

interview with the masquerade

i wish that jason voorhees wasn't ontologically predisposed to go into a berserker rage when people do substances around him because i literally want to hand him a beer and dap him up and go "big dawggg" so bad

He's a journalist

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

I need a rich vampire spouse so they can afford my book, hentai game, and support the starving artist (me). Like to charge, and reblog to cast :(

And they’re all Vlad

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