Cat dead, details later?

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

idiot at wizard school just said "i have devised the perfect mana nullification field rendering me impervious to all forms of magic!" i figure he should've taken a few more interdisciplinary courses because i tweaked the timing on a gravitation spell to throw a giant boulder at him. the moment I released the spell it stopped being a sorcery equation and started being a physics one

Apparently one type of deer hunting practiced in the Middle Ages was using “stalking horses” which involves crouching behind horse in a forest and slowly guiding it towards a deer that’s been tracked because deer are not frightened by the sight of other tall quadrupeds and I like how “horses as a form of camouflage” is belongs to the list of uses for domestic horses

imagine your neighborhood had a Notorious Van because the art airbrushed on it isnt like a cool lightning wizard or unicorn or whatever, but instead a bunch of dicks. everyone knows the van with the penises. and the person who owns and drives it is this lesbian who knooows her cars the talk of the town and loves it. and you know Of her but now, at this random house party, you get introduced to her for the first time and ur like ohhhh THATS the dick van dyke

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

its not nice to call someone light yagami

listening and learning

anyone else remember the tadc cast saying racial slurs or like is that just me

B-b-b-b-but it was so long ago!!! They were literally 23!!!! 23 year old minors!!!! You are picking on 23 year old minors!!!! They're just silly guys how could they know the n-word was bad?!

they only joke about how much trouble they're going to get in for saying the n word multiple times in the clips. they only did it multiple times and later referenced back to it while laughing hysterically. they only did it so so many times while aware of the consequences and harm they were imposing. they literally. they're litterallyyy just babies. couldn't have known better.

are you telling me that the mediocre nothingburger animated show pretending to be for an audience older than 13 is maybe produced by a team of people with underdeveloped capacity for forethought