Julian Sparks

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

put this in the MOMA

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

but how much extend

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I NEARLY CHOKED

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This is too fucking great to not reblog

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LMAOOOOOO

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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you can actually pinpoint the moment when he realizes he’s made a huge mistake

LOL

I cannot b r e a t h e

She’s right though. Soir means night

Shut the fuck up his mom just died

Probably out of embarrassment over him messing up bonsoir

men be like my mom just died time to go on a dating app

they got her :(

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I need to remember

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

I’m sure he somehow liked it

Look, I’ve heard men’s bodies have a way of just rejecting a decapitation.

He shouldn’t have been out by himself….

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

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