it is what it is

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

I love being an adult who always puts my hand out to shake when I meet a kid! every single time their face is like "no one does The Adult Greeting Ritual with me, is this a sign of respect or is this man simply unhinged" and then of course as we talk they realise it's both

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

it meant something to me! maybe that can be enough