it is what it is

does anyone else remember the very beginning of the world cup. how full of possibility and promise life seemed.

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

going to say something controversial. i think beans on toast are a great breakfast and i don’t understand the hate for it. like okay sure I guess you hate fiber and protein and delicious bread. couldn’t be me

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

the concept of cancelling people for supporting their country in the world cup is so fucking funny i’m sorry

people’s minds have been melted by the internet and performative activism discourse. they don’t actually care that countries have been ‘problematic’ (their fave word) in the past (name me one large country who hasn’t in one way or another seriously) they just want to guilt trip and cause discourse because for some reason being aware has circled back around to moral checking and thought policing in order to feel superior because everyone feels too watched on the internet and are just ultimately terrified to come across as a bad person, so it’s the safer option to act morally superior than voice an actual personally thought opinion