it is what it is

normal guy playing wordle: "i really recommend ATONE and GUILT" for starting words

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

kind of crazy that Cardinal Lawrence started the movie having a crisis of faith and depressed about not feeling God’s presence but the moment he decided to try to get over it and try to be Pope anyway God showed up and blasted the roof off the place directly over his head specifically to tell him to sit back down. Dad who hasn’t been home in months and then shows up at your little league game to boo

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

i love that the phrase is “in love” like love is a place. like somewhere you could live.