it is what it is

Adults and Not Suitable For Work deserve 5-7 seasons with 18-22 episodes. These sitcoms could be so good on a network.

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

And I love you for that

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

I don't think it's necessarily plastic to learn how to fake laugh at bad or corny jokes I think it's legitimately a skill worth developing to make life a little nicer at work like last night my older coworkers were all doing the "Alright see you guys next year!" joke and I don't want the last thing they saw that year to be someone rolling their eyes

Yeah, sometimes it's just the right thing to do to exchange an attempt at simple connection with a positive response. It's less about the joke itself and more performing simple niceties and being able to just get along with people you work with even if its not sincerely funny or gonna make you best friends is just good etiquette, really.