it is what it is

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

We’re under a severe thunderstorm warning rn and my dad just opened the door to show my dog because he was begging to go out and it reminded me of that part in Dracula where Dracula opens the door to the howling wolves and Jonathan’s like um actually I’ll stay inside thanks

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

love that the guy i thought was sooo sexy on the spanish team is the one that scored a goal

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading